Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* Two men are chatting in a pub one day.
"How did you get those scars on your nose?" said one.
"From glasses", said the other.
"Well why don't you try contact lenses?" asked the first.
"Because they don't hold as much beer", said the second.
ㅤ* It ain’t the jeans that make your butt look fat.
ㅤ* Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven’t fallen asleep yet.
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