This game is impressively terrible. Three buttons: z, b, and d. Arrow keys move. No pause, no menu, no skipping the multiple intro videos. The game comes off as one big joke.

Great troll, 0/10.

EDIT: I've played the game past the first level, and since my prior review addressed that and it seems to only apply to that level, I've deleted it. I still can't recommend this game. It's a bit clunky, it can be really hard, and feels cheap. I wasn't able to pass the second level, as it seems to require an incredible amount of patience. A single enemy can deplete all of your health in an instant, because each one fires 10+ projectiles at once, and if you're not in the right place, chances are it's going to hit you. There was a similar aspect in the first level, with asteroids flying at you and spawning ships, or the giant creature that takes up the majority of the map.

The game just isn't fun. Figuring out what you're supposed to do isn't terribly hard, but the execution is just miserable. The only circumstance I could really recommend the game is getting it for free, for the 20 to 30 cents you can get out of the cards. I just don't get it.

This game is impressively terrible. Three buttons: z, b, and d. Arrow keys move. No pause, no menu, no skipping the multiple intro videos. The game comes off as one big joke. Great troll, 0/10. EDIT: I've played the game past the first level, and since my prior review addressed that and it seems to only apply to that level, I've deleted it. I still can't recommend this game. It's a bit clunky, it can be really hard, and feels cheap. I wasn't able to pass the second level, as it seems to require an incredible amount of patience. A single enemy can deplete all of your health in an instant, because each one fires 10+ projectiles at once, and if you're not in the right place, chances are it's going to hit you. There was a similar aspect in the first level, with asteroids flying at you and spawning ships, or the giant creature that takes up the majority of the map. The game just isn't fun. Figuring out what you're supposed to do isn't terribly hard, but the execution is just miserable. The only circumstance I could really recommend the game is getting it for free, for the 20 to 30 cents you can get out of the cards. I just don't get it.