Hey there you pilgrim poonplowers😼 💦🤤you Maydeflowerers 👨🏻+🚢 = 👅👩🏽you Jamestown jerkoffs 😩👅👁it’s time to stop bluffing🤷🏻‍♀️and start stuffin her muffin🥖💦🧁because it’s wanksgiving ✊🏻🦃So if you’re down to whine and dine in the turkey brine👨🏻👁️🫦👁️then take your match 🔥 from hinge 🤤🔞and pull out that syringe 💉💦🥧 so she can gobble down 🤮 some baste paste 🍒🥖💦 🥛 If she wants more sauce 🍅🌭👅 then make her ♥♥♥♥♥ float 🚣‍♀️ by pouring from the man gravy boat 🚢🌊 🦵 hoepfully there’s room for dessert 👋🏼🍑 so you can go purchasss 💦🍑 some goodies on Black Friday 📆💴💯😏 and go cherry popping shopping 🛍💦 so you can be giving any naughty native 👨🏻👩🏽⛺️🔞 a pilg rim job 👅🍑before she takes the tumultuous Teepee truffle butter 💦 after a gourd hoard 😜💦

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