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Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 9:56pm

Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2024 @ 9:55am

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

Warn them of the coming end 8 times
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2024 @ 5:04pm

Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2024 @ 12:04am

Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Say 10 "traditionalist" things
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2024 @ 1:23am

The World's Most Laughable Centrist

Defend the political centre 7 times
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2024 @ 5:41am

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Preach free market for 9 times
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 11:27pm

Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

See beyond the veil 6 times
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2024 @ 3:15am

Massive Torque Dork

Yack about machines 4 times
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2024 @ 5:47am

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 1:47pm

The Most Honourable Cop in The Land

Gather 11 honour points
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2024 @ 7:05am

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Bang up 5 inanimate objects
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 9:24pm

The Lawbringer

Say you're the law 7 times
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2024 @ 2:37am

Baddest Of the Bad Cops

Hit an all time low with Kim
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 9:13am

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 10:02am

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Recruit Detective Kuuno de Ruyter

Junior officer material
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2024 @ 6:24pm

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

They do nothing
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 9:58am

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

Suit up. Head to toe.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Gluten-Free Topping Pie

Next you're cutting out carbs
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 1:41pm

Venture into the HARDCORE

Godspeed
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 10:56pm

True Detective

Finish the game in HARDCORE mode
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2024 @ 6:30pm

Palerunner

Phase shift for 3 seconds
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 1:22am

Avowed Inframaterialist

Don't call it a book club.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 5:40am

The Icebreaker

You can still move your face with your fingers.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 6:26am

Networthy Individual

Every day you're husslin'...
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2024 @ 3:01pm

Committee of la Responsabilité

Someone should do something about this.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 4:07am

Medal dispenser

Here, just have one, they're free.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 4:44am

Hardie's Heroes

Pour one out for social democracy
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 8:49am

Wheel of Pleasure and Light

Reconstruct a vision from the past
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 12:50pm

Modus: Mullen

It's black-and-white out there
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 1:22pm

Bother Kim After Hours

He probably won't mind
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 1:36am

Baddest Brow in Town

Force Kim to reveal his secrets
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 11:52pm

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Get your pinball on
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 1:29am

Spectres of Hope

Glimpse it while you can
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 8:58pm

Old Flame

Surely, it can be killed with fire
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 8:53pm

Looks Like Progress

Spinning its wheels
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 9:16pm

Priceless Facade

Money-smooth streets of gentrification
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 9:05pm

Now For A Difficult Provenance

Restore all of the hidden photos
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 9:16pm



What body?

Solve the case without even inspecting the body.

Cause a Shitstorm

You brought this on yourself

Leopard Mindset

*This* is the kind of animal you want to be

Get Kim to Wear *The Jacket*

You know which one
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