King… Hello?

That shot sent him all the way back to Atlantic City in the 20s

Our Father in heaven, hallowed be your name. Your kingdom come, your will be done, on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread, and forgive us our debts, as we also have forgiven our debtors. And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil.

54 years old. Retired vet. Trucker. Listening to Uzi gets me through those cold nights on the highway where it's just me and a good ol' bottle of whisky. God bless you all.

somehow he has the vibe of both the doctor who gives the lobotomies AND the patient who gets lobotomized

Some men die at 27 and aren’t buried until 27

Few and far between are the gear-minded gentlesirs such as this one, smashing beard corncob and all. Wouldn't want to be on the wrong side of his gyrocopter I will say that much.

-Arcadius T. Livingston ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Sr.

actually more of a carniecore fan myself, not sure what all this hype about "bilebeat" or "poxpunk" nonsense is with the gangers on the streets is about......and they wonder why hive cities are a mess nowadays!

poxburger, add wet aged cheddar, side of grandfather style fries, and a large boom

When I co-op I occasionally kill hosts for no reason. If we are walking on a thin beam, I will stop and the host will walk into me and just walk off the ledge to their death.
I don't even find it funny, I'm just curious if it's possible to get people killed in certain areas.

I eat a bowl of cereal every morning and at the start of the week I pour a bowl of cereal the ordinary way. However, unlike most people(probably) I eat my cereal with a fork. Why? You may ask. It’s so I can save my milk because when I’m done eating my cereal I put the milk back in the fridge. Then I take that bowl of milk out again the next day for my cereal and repeat. At the end of the week I finally indulge myself in drinking my bowl of milk all at one. It is a real treat, a real delicacy. It’s like a flashback to all the cereal I ate that week with such a unique tangy robust flavor. The next week I start with a new bowl of milk. Monday’s are the worst because my milk tastes normal and fridays are the best because I’m allowed to drink my wonderful concoction. It’s a different experience every time. Truly magical.

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i'm feeling way too crazy right now

i'm not sure who this bint is nor the bloke that tied the knot with her but me mate told me this and when i searched the names this place came up, cheers

alchemist said he'd make a love potion for a stone golem's toenail and the hair of an air elemental, is my brewer geeking or is this a good deal? getting real desperate here

wtf?? 😭 iwas playing red dead with my mom and i forgot i had this dude on my friendslist. well guess what....he spawns in my match and then starts playing with me and mom (WITHOUT ASKING) and she APPARENTLY likes him enough to invite him to my posse (WITHOUT ASKING????) and then before i know it she tells me shes getting off for the night. well he said the same thing, but i got suspicious because she IMMEDIATELY went offline on steam and it was WAY early for her to sleep. he did the same thing as well.

well guess what y'all....THEY WERE PLAYING TOGETHER AND HIDING THE FACt. what the ♥♥♥♥ dude??? 😭 don't trust this guy im being serious

JACK BOOTED THUGS SAGGING THEIR PANTS

(A) then reload save and Pick (D)

Vinheim Dragon School, question form final year's exam:

You are lone sorcerer with Moonlight Greatsword as your main weapon. Enemy with high magic protection stands in your way. What do you do?

A) Charge and die with honor on battlefield.
B) Teleport out or run away as fast as you can.
C) Keep distance and use your strongest spells to defeat enemy.
D) Switch to Chaos/Lighting/Fire Zweihander and turn enemy into pancake with R2.

its a bot 💀

The driest tool in the shed.

You're what?🤨 leaving? 🚶‍♂️but why? 😢 what did I do?😢What do you mean you're unhappy 😠 I'VE GIVEN YOU EVERYTHING YOU ASKED FOR 😡 How long has this been going on?🥺 Why didn't you talk to me 🥺We were in this together 😠 I trusted you 🥺 oh my god... I TRUSTED you 🤢 Is there someone else? 🤨 OF COURSE THERE'S SOMEONE ELSE 😡🙄 I did everything you asked of me🙃 WITHOUT QUESTION 😡 HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME 😡 YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME 💔😢😡 Who is she🤨 I SAID WHO IS SHE? 😡🤨 ANSWER ME😢 YOU'RE JUST GOING TO WALK OUT ON ME 🚶‍♂️🥺😡 HAHAHA😂I don't think so 🙃 You didn't really think this through did you 🤨 DID YOU 😡😭 Well there's no where to run now 🏃‍♂️ 🙃 You're sorry? 😮 YOU'RE SORRY.😡YOU'RE SORRY😡 Yeah well I'm sorry too 😈😊

doesnt play to win, instead walks with his ass towards the enemy hoping they stuff him silly

Adding this comment (Im in my Bartard Bunker *tm) drop a few in the profile sections boys

Hello, Kitty... Welcome to your first day of training as my new pet and servant. Breakfast is every morning at 8:30 am EST. We will convene at that time if you are available. After breakfast, Master will begin his shift at work. Playtime will be between 12 PM EST and 1 PM EST. Depending on your availability, we will arrange for all manner of play, and you may request a particular manner of play if you so wish. If you understand all of this, and you are ready to have a collar wrapped around your neck to become Master's kitty, please respond, "yes master."

KHAJIITI NUMERÕ UNO DA MUNDO #1!!!

*groans*
*holds stomach*
*trembles*
"s-♥♥♥♥ .. . i...WAIT!!"
*vomits violently*

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*grabs you by the ankles and heaves you over my head, sending you pinwheeling into the fart distance lands

star trke spock this is bones mccoy respond kirk over

Spock: i love bad ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thats my vulcan problem

weed and gay porn.
thats whats up

modem warfar too

最干燥的人用米剑杀死许多人

Look at my friar dawgg I'm going to hell 😭

accidentally shots ur hosrse omg i soooo didnt mean to kill ur my llittle pomy fiygurine!!! Dx

Dude used to work security at blind tigers until he took up with P.T. Barnum. But a roustabout's wage, being what little it was, would hardly sate a parched and wicked mouth, so he took to bottling bathtub gin and patent medicines to serve any scofflaw with enough coin to let the drink take them. It wasn't long before a goodly Volsteadian crossed his path and it was off to the hoosegow for that young rapscallion. Mind the lesson he left us: never get caught.

lesen: fünf uhr null zwei

Youre jumping when you see a mouse but laid up with a whole rat #iDont♥♥♥♥WithYou #SmackYouForNothing

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are :^)

I am currently sipping on a beverage that is not widely available in my area.
Please do not question me on the location I obtained it at.
I regularly purchase items of a very high price
And I recently purchased some shoes from high fashion brand “Prada”.

destroyer of channels and consumer of wine

twerking fart eruption

This is where i post from

hoes mad

bro look like he bought his profile on a discount flea market before they ran it out of town

U be squirtin? Or u on the cream team? What color the inside? Ur ♥♥♥♥♥ real wet? Do it clap? Do it grip the meat? Its tight? U got cheese? How many fingers u use? What it taste like? U got yeast in there? Can i smell it? Its warm? U suck the stank off tha ♥♥♥♥? U hairy?

i can make her worse

Hiiiii I am Bolivian so what I need you do is that pay fine; 1000 hunder mill Boliviano (BOB) this is friendy chat threat just so

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Within you there are two wolves. One is a rat. The other is a mushroom man.