Big Friend Left Me for 1 MILLION BILLION YEARS????? Hi, Chester (1.5M, dilute orange bug shouter). Today my Big Friend Miles (28NB, my best friend who live with) had to leave me for 1 MILLION BILLION YEARS. would say they Cloaca, but really Work is Cloaca because it make them do something called a "24-Hour-Shift" in "Hospital."
left alone with only Neighbor Vicki (Nice Lady who give me lots of extra Treats but don't tell Big Friend Miles) to Supervise. So Sad Chester!
want time to go Faster so see Big Friend Miles soon. Big Friend Miles tell me Cat Pictures and Cat Stories always make time go Faster, so decide to ask my Good Friends on here to send some to help it be less time until I see my Big Friend Miles again! Love, Chester.
EDIT: Big Friend Miles came Home!! was so excited had to slam my head into a chair several times and then lick their face! Right now Supervising them and Purring! Thanks for all your help!

!CAUTION! PSA: The user of this profile is a known registered coochie eater including multiple violations against dogs and cats. They have served their prison sentence as dictated by United Emirates Federal courts. However, it is not believed that they have been rehabilitated. They are NOT to be left alone in the presence of dogs, cats, & raccoons . If you believe to have witnessed this person's relapse, do not hesitate to alert authorities immediately

like imagine eating leaves, bark and ♥♥♥♥ for most of your life and then this human comes at you with a spoonful of something you've never seen before. Human gives it to you, you smell it, smells good, you hesitate to eat it, but say ♥♥♥♥ it, you've been eating leaves and you're just done, like ♥♥♥♥ leaves at this point. You have taste buds and you will use them today. You eat the weird thing offered to you and... it's the best damn thing you've ever eaten. Tastes like the nuts you found in the forest floor but this one's flavor just coats your mouth. You want more of it and damn your kids will have it too.

Welcome to the bomb squad.

called me n word hard r multiple time when defusing spike on b

I DID THAT, UMAD?