Hello, Mr Sack! I was scrolling through your page per usual and I happened to notice you take a plentiful amount of photos with your feet in frame. Is this on purpose? If so, please don't be embarrassed by my intellect! I think it is rather cute. I have subscribed to you for another month and was wondering if I could have secret access to some photos of your adorable soles? If not, I understand. You are a very busy man and I am no more than a guy on the internet with a ravishingly high IQ might I add. Thank you for reading my message and have a wonderful day, sir!

Guys, I'm shaking. I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shaking.

I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Dark Willow. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring.

I'd do ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ANYTHING for the chance to get Dark Willow pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bear. Why would Valve create something so perfect? To ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tantalize us? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ laugh in our faces?!

Honestly guys, I just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ can't anymore. ♥♥♥♥.

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Nani the ♥♥♥♥ did omae just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ iimasu about watashi, you chiisai ♥♥♥♥♥ desu ka? Watashi'll have anata know that watashi graduated at the top of watashino class in Nihongo 213, and watashi've been involved in iroirona Nihongo tutoring sessions and watashi have over sanbyaku perfect test scores. Watashi am trained in Kanji, and watashi am the ichiban letter writer in all of southern Nevada. Anata are nanimonai to watashi, but just another weeaboo. Watashi will korosu ananta the ♥♥♥♥ out of you with vocabulary the likes of which has itsumonai been mimasu'd before on kono continent, mark watashino ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words.

Anata thinks anata can get away with hanashimasing what kuso to watashi over the intaaneto? Omou again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As bokutachi hanashimasu, watashi am contracting watashi no secret netto of otakus across USA, and anatano IP is being traced right now so anata better junbishimasu for the ame, ujimushi. The ame that korosu's the pathetic chiisai thing anata calls anatano jinsei, You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shinimashita'd, akachin.