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Cat Walk
Pubblicata in data 19 luglio 2022.
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Just like realm of the mad gods kill stuff
Pubblicata in data 25 aprile 2022. Ultima modifica in data 25 aprile 2022.
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meh
Pubblicata in data 11 gennaio 2022.
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translation
I am a beaten king.
I took in a little girl who loved to eat and swallowed props every day. I felt that she was going to eat me one day.
So I worked hard to become strong, and after all my hardships, I collected three pictures and got a bunch of great followers.
I am going to let her eat me and become the strongest female boss in the universe.
However, I entered an Internet cafe and experienced a bizarre battle of life and death in this Internet cafe.

When I stepped into the Internet cafe with my entourage, we knew it was a black Internet cafe, and this unscrupulous Internet cafe actually accepted minors.
The enemy who challenged us on the opposite side has a complete lineup, such as the top single God of War, the middle single King, etc., more than 100 HP and more than 10 points of attack. . But my bodyguard, Liu Ergou, is also very successful when he is beaten. Even if he is not a 10,000-blooded Kogas, he is still a madman. It is no problem to win them.
Just as we were about to start, there was a sudden roar in the Internet cafe
"You bastard was here!"
This is the top war god, his father is here, is it possible that the top war god is called A bin?
A bin and his dad are left on the court. A bin and his dad are not very familiar with Internet cafes and the entrance is not right. I think he is still some distance away from A bin. A bit softened, who hasn’t been a child playing games? This young man just came to the net and would not be beaten by my bodyguard.
So I hung up this round, thinking I should wait for Abin's father to take him home to do his homework. After the homework is done, maybe LPL will issue another top order in a few years.

Just when I was dreaming of seeing this little top single God of War and his dad in the LPL 2023 World Finals, there was another roar in the Internet cafe.
"You bastard are here!"
I:? ? ? ?
It turned out that it was Abin's father's father who came. Wait a minute. Could it be that his father was also an internet addict when he was a child? Why did this grandpa come to the Internet cafe to arrest people?
This won’t work. How can I play with you guys? I don't have time to spend with you, I have to fill myself to fill the little girl's belly.
I don't want to beat Abin. I know that if he defeats Abin, his father will definitely run away.
I didn't dare to beat his dad, if his dad killed his grandfather, he would run away.
What about this? wait. See when this grandfather and grandson can get a piece together, anyway, my lineup is more resistant to beating.
Then there was another roar:
"So you bastard are hiding here!"

I was shocked, Abin, your grandpa is still alive! Why are you so familiar with Internet cafes? . .
At this time, a line of small characters appeared on the screen: The battle lasted too long, and death smelled
I'm a little speechless. These four generations and a big family are entangled in the Internet cafe. They actually alarmed Lord Grim Reaper. Isn't he going to come and take your whole family away, so that I can quickly end this benevolent tug of war?
It's another round
Death is approaching,
At this time, Abin and his father finally received Abin, and his grandfather finally received him. . . Wait a minute, Grandpa Bin, your son and grandson are gone, what are you still doing here!
Abin's grandfather was furious, "How dare you beat my son?"
I:? ? ? ?
I didn't do it either. Isn't this that your son took his son home to do his homework? What does it matter to me, uncle!
Grandpa Abin didn't listen to my explanation, and instantly became an enemy with 13 attacks and more than 100 HP. And Abin's grandfather is still a few steps away from his grandfather.
I was a little bit dumbfounded, so I had to prepare to deal with his grandpa’s attack

At this time,
Death has come
Hahaha, that's great, tautou horse noodles come to invite your father and man to go home.
amount. . Not quite right
The god of death is standing opposite me, he seems to be coming at me? I took a closer look. .
29 Attack power is more than 150 points of blood, passive skills: attack the enemy with the least targeted blood.

Damn, is it so perverted? My little girl hasn't eaten people yet, and there are only 15 drops of blood at this time. Doesn't that mean that the god of death is going to harvest her first?
It's all over. . My first little girl in the universe project. .
I fought back, and the whole team attacked the desperate god of death. However, after some output, he still had more than a dozen points of blood and took my little girl mercilessly.
I am lucky, there is a resurrection point outside, I can go to resurrect her, as long as I solve this god of death!

The father of the daddy of the daddy of the god of war finally brought home the father of the daddy of the god of war-"little bunny, go home with me!"
I vomited, how old are you still doing homework?

Just when I was about to hack this god of death to death
Death is here again
30 attack power 160 more blood
It's stronger than just that.

This is heaven to kill me, the bull's head is not dead yet, and a stronger horse face came. . .
I was desperate at this time, seeing no hope of a comeback, I commanded my entourage to launch a dying counterattack.
Our resistance was in vain, the bull's head was killed, but after the horse face, impermanence came again.
One by one, my men were relentlessly harvested by death's sickle.
Only my bodyguard, Liu Ergou, faithfully put on the iris shield to protect me in front.
We both looked at each other and smiled, knowing that we won't last long. There was a hint of despair in his eyes.

At this moment, a familiar and unfamiliar roar resounded in the dark misty Internet cafe.
"You bastard was hiding here, come back with me!"

I raised my head, a ray of hope lit up in my desperate eyes: It's impossible. . ?

That's right, the god of death his father came to the world and came to the Internet cafe to take his son home to do his homework.


In this way, Liu Ergou and I were spared, but at this time we were trapped in the depths of Internet cafes, isolated and helpless, facing a group of powerful internet addicted teenagers and their dads and dads, I knew we could no longer Escape.

It's time to end, Bin, see you in the next life, I won't be merciful!
With Liu Ergou, I rushed to the internet addicted teenagers like wolves for the last time.

Pubblicata in data 13 luglio 2021.
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Muck
Pubblicata in data 16 giugno 2021.
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i liked it why all the hate
Pubblicata in data 25 maggio 2021.
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used to play this when i was little guess its fun but i feel like theirs a pay wall
Pubblicata in data 18 febbraio 2021.
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Where do I start with this one it is a very fun game you just got to get the hang of the rolling and stuff after that its a wall in the park.. for the most part.
Pubblicata in data 18 febbraio 2021.
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Place a tower down and watch as your monkey pops the bloons very fun game I think you would enjoy it too.

But it does get a little competitive BUT it is a great way to pass the time
Pubblicata in data 18 febbraio 2021.
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played with two controllers, worst ♥♥♥♥♥♥ experience
Pubblicata in data 18 febbraio 2021.
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