"The rapture is next if the midgets take over."-Damien
"I will give thee Punt"-King Parahu
“The worst part about sleep paralysis is all the ♥♥♥.”-Graham
“Yo yo yo I gotta take a fat piss.”-Tysen
"And the wheelchair ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Hes got his head screwed on cause he can make fun of himself, cause hes a human being, and uh, a human being, and hes him."-Brandt
"It'll all be over jortly."-Brandt
"My balls are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ jorting *moans vigorously*"-The Man who Tells