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GIT GUD

Everything's paywalled. Don't bother.

It's a dope, dope flick. Worth about 6-10 bucks AUD imho
Worth a watch

Dont be fooled by my time in this game.
Time functions differently in RBS
Tr = 1/(e^RBSt * h) * 8thrt( 7 * RBSt)

Where RBSt is time you feel you've spent in RBS
Tr is actual time
h is Planck's constant
e is roughly 2.718ish
8thrt is the eighth route function.
Game's a proprietary buy for anybody who likes fun games

Despite what the autists in the review slot say. This is a more polished HL which feels alot closer to how it was intended.
IN ORDER TO GET IT TO RUN ON A 2014-2015+ WINDOWS OS
RIGHT CLICK THE GAME IN YOUR LIBRARY -> PROPERTIES -> SET LAUNCH OPTIONS -> -windowed -noborder
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Still in early access, beware of this, it's not yet worth its 7USD. At the moment for the gimmick and the pretty lights it's worth roughly 2.5USD but it has potential if the game doesnt DAY-Z itself and up and stay the same for 4 years

DO NOT BUY THIS GAME, GO DO SOMETHING ELSE WITH YOUR LIFE, GET A GIRLFRIEND, GET LAID, DO DRUGS, I DONT CARE THIS GAME HAS BEEN MARKED UNDER ZTUMOR ON MY LIST OF GAMES BECAUSE THAT'S JUST IT, IT'S A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TUMOR (Z because it's alphabetical and I dont need it on top).

SYNOPSIS:
DO YOU LIKE TIME? TOO BAD LOL, JUST LOST IT TO FALLOUT NV.
YOU KNOW THAT HUGE BACKLOG OF GAMES YOU HAVE YET TO FINISH? ♥♥♥♥ THAT ♥♥♥♥, FALL OUT NV DUDE, JUST DO ANOTHER RUN LOL.
YOU KNOW THAT LUNCH WITH YOUR WORK MATES YOU WERE MEANT TO ATTEND TO TRY SECURE THAT PROMOTION YOU WERE GOING TO GET? NAH M8 FALLOUT NV.
YOU KNOW THAT ONE TIME YOU WERE MEANT TO GO APPLY FOR A JOB? NAH FALLOUT NV.
THIS GAME IS LIKE A TUMOR, YOU'LL HATE IT AT FIRST BUT IT'LL GROW ON YOU, AND GROW AND GROW AND GROW.
GOOD LUCK DOING ANYTHING AFTER PLAYING THIS GAME.

Ok, so about 20 hours.
Thats how many hours you can steal from this game before it becomes scary.
The buggy graphics issues
The bad storytelling
The poorly written code and dialogue at parts
The way the economy is done
20 hours. Thats how long it is before the game is scary.
20+ hours is less "stalker" territory, and more "Victim of insane horror"
Being a stalker requires good decision making and smart fight picking, ammo conservation and currency manipulation skills.
Thats the first 20 hours.

8/10. clear skies mod is almost proprietary to enjoy the game to full extent
(PROTIP: Give it 4-7 hours to settle in, shotguns become obselete pre-12 hours.)

This is probably one of the best games I've ever played. It's a brillaint story combined with amazing mechanics and beautiful visual elements. I may or maynot end up showing my girlfriend this game. It's good. Get it dawg.

Yes.