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24 of 54 (44%) achievements earned:
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Egg Simulator

Become an Egg
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2024 @ 2:18pm

Who Baywatches the Baywatch?

Run on the beach in slow motion
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 11:06am

Forgotten Sorority

Goat Castle - Reach F Tier
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2024 @ 12:04pm

Private Club

Goat Castle - Reach E Tier
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2024 @ 12:53pm

Rogue Guild

Goat Castle - Reach D Tier
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2024 @ 1:34pm

Covert Consortium

Goat Castle - Reach C Tier
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2024 @ 1:03pm

Secret Society

Goat Castle - Reach B Tier
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2024 @ 1:03pm

Shadow Syndicate

Goat Castle - Reach A Tier
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2024 @ 1:03pm

New Goat Order

Goat Castle - Reach S Tier
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2024 @ 1:50pm

Real Buoy

Make like Pinocchio and get eaten!
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2024 @ 11:20am

Raider of the Lost Parking Garage

Find the perfectly round boulder
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2024 @ 12:05pm

Don't touch the servers

You touched the servers
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2024 @ 2:05pm

Beauty, Mindfulness and Meditation

Sit through the entire yoga session
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2024 @ 7:57am

Car Cave

Find the secret garage
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2024 @ 6:42am

Black Market

Find the shady merchant
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2024 @ 1:14pm

San Angora: Become Human

Unlock the Capra Erectus
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2024 @ 6:45am

Club Mohair

Enter the super secret container rave
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2024 @ 6:40am

Goat Queen

Become Queen of all the goats
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2024 @ 1:06pm

Into the Matrix

Find the trainstation
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2024 @ 2:14pm

[REDACTED]

Equip the [REDACTED] while playing as [REDACTED] with the [REDACTED] fur
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 11:08am

Welcome to Earth

Start the Alien invasion
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2024 @ 3:00am

What a Waste of Money

Buy the Gators shoes
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2024 @ 7:57am

Synchronization Complete

Synchronize with all the Goat Towers
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2024 @ 12:53pm

Reach the Stratosphere

Get flung out of the map
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2024 @ 10:51am



401(K.O.)

Use your Kärring to knock another Kärring down

Streaking

Run naked on the football field

Where is it?

Find That clown

French Fika

Lick the croissant

Crocsquatch

Give Big Foot some shoes

Certified Fresh

Find all movie tapes

G.O.A.T.

Unlock all the achievements

Try Hard 2

Find all Trinkets

You Trusted Your Instincts

Complete all Instincts

Daredevil

Jump off all Ramps

Lousy References

Find all Broken Relics

Wow, Such Instincts

Complete all Instincts

Ultrasonic Speedy

Lick Speedy while looking like Speedy

Try Hard With a Vengeance

Find all Multiverse Trinkets

So Aerodynamic

Get flattened while driving the Trojan Goat
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