The only certainty is that nothing is certain.
-- Pliny the Elder
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There are many reasons for being friends with someone. The fact that he's pointing a deadly weapon at you is among the top four.
(The Last Continent)
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<igor> Hah! we have 2 Johnie Ingrams in the channel :)
<igor> Hey all btw :)
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Hollywood is where if you don't have happiness you send out for it.
-- Rex Reed
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In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
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Try to remove the color-problem by restarting your computer several times.
-- Microsoft-Internet Explorer README.TXT
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Xerox never comes up with anything original.
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