I sleep on the ceiling.
I wake up at 1 am.
I kill every millennial I see, no emotions.
I have stopped breathing to save time.
I have blocked 60% of all steam profiles. This number is growing.
I am the reason ISIS has not yet enslaved the west.
Thank me for my service.

· Cringe Expert
· Stockholder in organized crime
· Not danish
· Banned from Discord
· Leaker of the Linux Kernel source code
· Brazillian
· K-On! enjoyer (I've never watched it)
· Goer of the Outside
· Downloader of cars
· Collector of 4-letter all caps videogames
· The Tech Paranoid
· Member & Original investor in BigBungalowTV incorporated
· Separator of arts and artists
· Considered a domestic terrorist in France
· Poster of Watamelons
· Installer of Gentoos
· Ryan Gosling

I swear to god if one more so called "woman" with 500+ hours in cs2 and 250+ hours in dota 2 adds me I will call them a "skibidi rizzler" instantly killing them by lethal cringe injection.
You are a bot. Do not speak unless spoken to. You are an object. I am a divine being. I will NEVER speak to you. You have no right to speak in my holy tongue.