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4.2 hrs on record (1.6 hrs at review time)
hahahahaha i drew a pizza on my guy ahhahaha
Posted 1 July, 2019.
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2 people found this review helpful
5.8 hrs on record (2.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game used to be a very amazing game with a super tiny community in which was filled with people whomst pretty much all knew each other.

Now Poke blew the game up, (though prior to the game blowing up Poke was a great hilarious guy) and its filled with ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cancerous ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that think "do you know da wae" is funny and its just down right sad.

Banter with Vince and VRPill was the ♥♥♥♥ and its really sad to see this game stoop as low as it has.

Can't believe it has become a normie meme, really wish we could have the real VRCHAT back.
Posted 14 January, 2018.
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7 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
the skin is ugly af ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ but i love brits
Posted 9 October, 2017.
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7 people found this review helpful
389.2 hrs on record (208.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game is fun, don't get me wrong.


But the amount of straight ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and dev team cancer overrides my hope for the games future.

. Players getting BANNED from the game for "stream sniping" is just plain retarded. The people who do get banned for this aren't even actually stream sniping half the time, it's mostly just some bit chy streamer who doesn't like to die blaming his death on "stream sniping." The fact that players can forcibally be stopped from playing the game for simply killing a popular gamer is down right stupid and the devs really need to cut back on the retardation.

. The hit registration is mediocre at best. Blood will come out but no damage will be done in many circumstances. There are also times where the bullet will just go through the enemy.

. The sound quality is god awful. Footsteps are almost non-exsistent and surround sound is pretty much always off from where the sound is actually coming from.

. Looting is a complete joke. I found it possible to go 15+ buildings without even finding a pistol. This completley condenses the skill gap.

. Vehicle mechanics are very clunky. Vehicles colliding in this game is a guarenteed explosion sense it is very glitchy. The acceleration is a complete joke.

. Desync is a major issue. I can't even count how many times I appear behind a barrier/wall on my screen and still get shot from somebody who shouldn't even be able to see me. This is really aggravating and is very noticable especially in early game scenarios.

. Movement is complete AIDS. It is very slow, boring, and is restrictive. Even the vaulting (which should've been in the game from Day 1) looks clunky and slow.

. Optimization is god awful, don't buy this game unless you know for sure you can run it.

. Parachuting is the glitchiest and most poorly made mechanic in the game by far. If you land too close to a building or even land on top of one, there is a high chance the laggy parachutes will glitch all over the place and fling you to god only knows where and you will lose health or die. Completely stupid.

Be careful before you buy this messy game. Just because its blowing up like Hiroshima doesn't mean its a good game.
Posted 29 March, 2017. Last edited 18 August, 2017.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1,370.7 hrs on record (261.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I can assure you that more than half of my playing time is either waiting for the game to start, loading, server maintanence, launcher bugs, etc.

This game is broken beyond repair but its so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fun ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ help me.
Posted 24 February, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
885.8 hrs on record (167.3 hrs at review time)
This game is great


Uplay isn't


Just be aware before you buy it that it runs of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Uplay so it will most likely affect your experience but it's still a really good game if the matchmaking ever ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ works
Posted 12 February, 2017.
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10 people found this review helpful
0.7 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I can feel it... its coming...
Posted 3 February, 2016. Last edited 27 February, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
223.8 hrs on record (31.0 hrs at review time)
If this game were a fork.



It would be a good fork.
Posted 28 November, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
157.6 hrs on record (45.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
too many ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ teamers in solo BR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ go to team br ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chodezors
Posted 6 September, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
5.7 hrs on record (1.7 hrs at review time)
Nobody nobody i dont i know if this game is good
Posted 21 August, 2015.
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