⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠛⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣄⡀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⣿⣿⠃⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢶⣶⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⢠⡀⠐⠀⠀⠀⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⢸⣷⡄⠀⠣⣄⡀⠀⠉⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⣿⣿⣦⠀⠹⣿⣷⣶⣦⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣼⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⡿⢛⡙⢻⠛⣉⢻⣉⢈⣹⣿⣿⠟⣉⢻⡏⢛⠙⣉⢻⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣇⠻⠃⣾⠸⠟⣸⣿⠈⣿⣿⣿⡀⠴⠞⡇⣾⡄⣿⠘⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣟⠛⣃⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿

I had a friend who's roommate had a large German Shepherd dog. One day when she came home from work, she found him playing with the next door neighbor's kid's pet bunny (dead). She panicked and gave the bunny a bath, blow dried it, and placed it back in it's cage, afraid to tell the neighbors that her dog killed it. A couple of hours later, they heard the neighbor's kid screaming hysterically. It turns out the bunny had died and they had buried it, and her dog had dug it up to play with it.

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣶⡟
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡤⠖⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣶⣿⡟
⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠞⠁⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡀
⠀⠀⣰⠟⠀⠀⠀⡾⠁⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡀
⠀⡼⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⣇⠀⣠⡟⠻⣿⠋⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄
⢰⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⡿⣃⢾⣿⣄⣀⣀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧
⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇
⣏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠃⠻⠀⣿⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇
⢻⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁
⠘⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣾⣿⣦⠀⢦⡆⢠⣤⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏
⠀⠹⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⡏⠀⠘⠀⣿⣿⠇⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟
⠀⠀⠙⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⢠⣿⣿⣿⠟⠁
⠀⠀⠀⠈⠳⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⡿⠛⠁
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠓⠲⢤⣄⣀⣀⣀⣤⡴⠛⠉

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠋⠉⠁⠄⠄⠈⠙⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⢿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠃⠄⠄⠄⢀⣀⣀⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⢿
⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄⠐⢻⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈
⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄⠄⢀⠴⠛⠙⣿⣿⡿⣿⣦⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⣿⣿⠃⠄⢠⡖⠉⠄⠄⠄⣠⣿⡏⠄⢹⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢠
⣿⠃⠄⠄⢸⣧⣤⣤⣤⢾⣿⣿⡇⠄⠈⢻⡆⠄⠄⠄⠄⣾
⠁⠄⠄⠄⠈⠉⠛⢿⡟⠉⠉⣿⣷⣀⠄⠄⣿⡆⠄⠄⢠⣿
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢠⡿⠿⢿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠃⠄⠄⣸⣿
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⡞⠄⠄⠄⠈⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢸⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣿⣿⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢠⣿⣿
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⠄⠄⠄⢀⡼⠛⠉⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣼⣿⣿
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⡇⠄⠄⢀⠎⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⢿⣿
⠄⠄⠄⠄⢰⠃⠄⢀⠎⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙

The only thing I wanted when I was a young teenager was a Mini Cooper. I loved those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cars, I'd watched the remake of The Italian Job many times. On my 16th birthday my father told me that he had gotten me one of those cars I loved so much. I was beyond ecstatic, I was the happiest teenager in the world. A short bit later and a PT Cruiser is unveiled... Somehow my father had gotten them confused, he had thought that the PT Cruiser was the car I was dreaming about. After a brief moment of complete heartbreak I realized that while this wasn't a Mini Cooper it was still a car given to me on my sixteenth birthday and that I was incredibly lucky to have it. I got over the disappointment, thanked my father, and drove the ♥♥♥♥ out of that PT Cruiser.

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠛⠋⠉⠛⠋⠛⠛⠙⠿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣀⣀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣤⣶⡆⣿⢿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⢿⣻⣟⣿⢷⡼⠿⢟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠉⠉⡉⠀⠀⠀⣠⣴⣶⣻⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢢⣤⣴⣿⠀⢲⣾⣿⣿⣿⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⡦⠤⠼⢿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⣶⣶⣿⡿⠋⠁⠈⢀⣾⣧⡀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣷⢀⡀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⢏⣿⣿⣷
⣠⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠠⣤⣤⣤⢀⣤⣴⠂⠘⣿⠋⣾⣿⣿⣿
You've made daddy mad, kitten