Recent reviews by snek

ctb is the superior battle system, sphere grid is the superior way to present level ups
prove me wrong
hint: you cant

Quack, quack quack quack quack quack, quack quack quack. Quack quack quack quack quack, quack quack quack quack, quack quack quack quack quack quack quack.

Quack: quack/quack, quack quack quack.

You get to be a space ninja doing space ninja things in space with other space ninjas.

10/10

EDIT: DISREGARD THIS, THEY REMOVED THEM
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
B A S E D O V E R K I L L

"we will not have microtransactions"

Yeah sure, I can see pigs flying high in the sky too!

In all seriousness, despite my low number of hours, I've played through a lot of this game (completing multiple heists on DW, about level 7 infamy if I remember right too) and I also played quite a bit of the original Payday (only able to do Diamond Heist on OK145+ because everything else is too brutal for pubs to handle ;-;).

I'd be somewhat okay (but still a little annoyed) if the weapon skins you get through microtransactions didn't affect stats, but they do, so screw that, I'm not supporting a dev including P2W stuff anymore.

Was this game good at some point? Sure it was, I burned myself out just because I played this practically non-stop for about 2 weeks straight at one point.
But now? No, stay away, spend your money elsewhere.

Screw this developer, I'm glad I brought just about everything I ever brought when it was all on heavy discounts.

UPDATE: Looks like drills are now card drops too (they're probably extremely rare I bet, knowing OVK at this point), skins still have stats so P2W element is still there, I'm not moving an inch.

Don't get me started on weapon stat changes, I'd rather not talk about how muh Loco mustard race is now a nerf gun.

Also
>removing/changing negative reviews just because drills are now possible drops despite not knowing their drop rate (which will obviously be abysmally low)
>skins still have stats on them
>battered_wife_syndrome.png

Until stat boosts on skins are gone, and the weapon balance is actually fixed (instead of "looks like your weapons are weaker now, buy these drills in the hope that you can fix that issue good goy!"), I'm never gonna touch this game again.

ANOTHER EDIT:
>see Almir AMA
>"we're keeping the skins"
>new weapon balance is designed so that statted skins cause breakpoints

INTO THE TRASH IT GOES