"Willkommen auf meinem Profile, aka the place where legends are born... and noobs get absolutely rekt. 🎮
If you're here to judge my skills: Don't bother. I was already too busy carrying your entire team last match. 👑
Du fragst dich, warum ich so gut bin? It's because I play 24/7 while you are probably sleeping, eating, or – oh God forbid – touching grass. 🌱

Ich bin nicht toxic, I’m just brutally honest. If you can’t handle the heat, geh lieber zurück in die Bronze-Lobby. 🛡️
Remember: I don’t rage – I educate. If I called you "trash," it’s just my way of saying you have room for improvement. 😉

But hey, don’t take it personally. Everyone has bad games... außer mir. 🤷‍♂️
So, enjoy stalking my profile, drop a like, and try not to cry too hard after I destroy you in-game. GG EZ."