Recent reviews by squaswin

Pros:
• Boki is a cat
• Lots of weapons
• EXPLOSIONS!!!
• Literally: "Explosions this session" and "Total explosions" are tracked statistics
• Meow
Cons:
• There are weapons that don't cause explosions
• You cannot get the fantastic music out of your head
• Savant is not a cat

Overall, I give it a meow/explosion.

Overall, you should buy this game because it is worth every penny. As someone who never played the Wii or PS2 version and so doesn't have a baseline or prior knowledge of the game, learning and playing is incredibly fun, and for the parts that are true to mythology, its incredibly interesting.

Pros:
- Game looks stunning and the style is fantastic.
- The gameplay is incredibly fluid.
- No framerate issues ever.
- The painting mechanic opens up some great puzzles and almost metroidvania elements.
- Brush combat just feels so satisfying!
- You play as a wolf. Bork. There is even a button dedicated to bork.

Cons:
- On my weak PC, it uses up the majority of my CPU and actually causes issues using other apps on my PC. e.g. it lags my mouse movements and occasionally drops clicks. This is also occasionally an issue in the game as well, but is mostly noticable whilst painting. Lowering the graphics settings mostly remedied this without actually making the game look any worse.
- F​U​C​K THOSE MOLES OMG THEY ARE FRUSTRATING AF.
- This game will swallow your life. Read: 14 hours of play time in the first 24 hours since release...

Vote Bunnylord. 'nuff said.

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This review was written in the time period that Rockstar and Take Two Entertainment presented a C&D to OpenIV, a single player only modding library with the excuse that it was negatively impacting the online experience.

On behalf of OpenIV.

Dear Take-Two. ♥♥♥♥ your incessent push to have all the money instead of most of it. ♥♥♥♥ your belitteling of the consumer. ♥♥♥♥ your attacks on single player content. ♥♥♥♥ your C&Ding the only reason a lot of people bought this game more than once.

To all readers, stop buying shark cards. They are nothing but a rip off waste of money that does nothing but line the pockets of the scum at the top.

Take-Two Interractive. When your customer base leaves, there will be no more wood to chop.
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Revision:
Take Two has retracted their C&D for now, and I can solidly say one thing. Single player modding does negatively impact the online experience. THEIR online experience. Players in single player wont spend money online. This is the same reason that their "free" dlc is not brought to single player either.

So now for the actual review I guess.
Do not buy this game full price. If you want to experience the single player campaign (which I did enjoy,) wait until a sale.

Online is not worth playing. Everything, even ammunition is overpriced. while $500 in the SP will buy you some thousand SMG rounds, it might buy only a couple dozen in MP.
The game is built as a grind and money earnt through in game mechanics bar heists is just not worth it.
Speaking of heists, unless you have friends to fill your party, just don't bother. Not worth the headache.

On the subject of hacking. A lot of other reviews have made this point, so I will too. Why take down single player modding and not hacking? Money. Users who hack have the potential to unfairly cost legitimate players money and oh look at this IAP you can get to replace that money, whereas those same IAPs are not in the single player so no value in letting them go there.

Take Two's CEO has said it himself. We are not valued customers or even just consumers to him. We're wood to be chopped and to be fed into his money generating furnace...

TL;DR: Single Player is good. Multiplayer is bad. T2 and R* are scum. Not worth £60

Surreal puzzler, similar to Yume Nikki. Highly recommended.
If that is enough for a random stranger to convince you to play this game then please, buy and play this game now.
This game is best experienced blind!

If that isnt enough for you, then how about being able to control a cute kid who totally isnt a cat but likes pancakes?
surely, thats enough... right?

Please. Experience this game for yourself before the magic is lost to you.

A good game. Great fun. A serious step up from other FPS games like TF2, but a good team game non the less. Gamemodes such as damolition and arms race are good to help a new user familiarise themselves with the weapons and the offline is good for practice.