Overheard in BaseLAN lobby after quarter-quarter-finals:

“He got me,” Sassim0v said of CyberRevs 16-0 over him. "That f***ing ian boomed me."

Sassim0v added, “He’s so good,” repeating it four times.

Sass then said he wanted to add ian to the list of players he has blocked on ESEA.

~*InTeRnEt BoYz*~
*ThEy SeEm AlL hOt N fLy*
~*BuT gUeZz WuT*~
*tHeY aLl TelL lIes*

The bizon is the best suited for my "unique" style of spray ambush gameplay where I barge into a room the enemies are camping in from where I snuck around the whole map to come in unexpectedly, and then spray 3 and a half guys to death from behind or from the side because I have the ammo to do so. You have to be able to kill them all before they realize what's happening and reloading in the middle of the killing spree isn't going to cut it. The bizon has enough disadvantages with damage and range that I think it's fair that it has a serious mag cap advantage for use in these kinds of scenarios.

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Hi [NOTJORDAN69],
We appreciate your interest in [SMURFING IN SILVER] and the time you’ve invested in applying for the ["ADMIN!, HE'S CHEATING"] opening.
We ended up moving forward with you, but we’d like to thank you for [♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ON ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥] and giving us the opportunity to learn about your skills and accomplishments.
We will be drinking more alcohol in the coming months. We hope you’ll keep us in mind because we'll call on you to deag again.
We wish you good luck with your [ESEA OPEN TEAM] and other adventures.
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