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please, PLEASE, stop referring to women as females. it’s dehumanizing. women don’t like it. not to mention it’s weird to say men and females in the same sentence. just say women. a majority of the time, when someone says “females,” the follow up is deeply rooted in misogyny. it’s also grammatically weird. female is often used as an adjective, not a subject (example: female cat). it’s often used to describe animals, not people. it’s an easy way to call women inferior without saying it out loud. Additionally, when you refer to women as females, you’re also reducing women to their reproductive parts and abilities, which is just gross and demeaning. i'm sorry but if you're a male then you're nothing more than a pig, and we don't need you anymore to reproduce in our society because now we have trans women. so just die or something.

tokin my juul rn, wonderin whats lifes all about
miss you brother

Oh Shoot. Are you a dude or a chick?

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was here smokin an thinkin of u bro

love you bro pourin this shot for you

was here smokin an thinkin of u bro

good ol' will

You look ravishing

Kyle doesn't suck. 10/10 Would Kyle again. ggwp

As the ruler of Space, he fought several space wars for minerals and oil, and helped the human race in becoming one of the most important species in the entire galaxy. But alas, all was not well. A huge monster three times the size of our known universe came to destroy us. He united the humans once more to take on this monster, and we won, but barely. He manipulated the memories of the survivors several years ago by altering the space in their brains so that they would forget and never get into danger again. He saved us. He helped us. And yet he walks among us.

He filmed the Star Wars documentaries with the invisibility cloak he stole and looted from the cold dead hands of a cat animorph and became a sensible bussiness man in the Inter-Stellar Stock Exchange, or as you may know it, the ISSE. After becoming a wealthy Hexatillionare, one of the first of his kind, he bought Earth, prime real estate due to it's beutiful scenery, and bountiful harvests. He made several Fortune 500 companies on Earth, and created teleportation, because someone already mastered time travel and manipulation (Hint, Me).

Let me tell you about this sexy beast right here. Back in the 90's, he was a small boy with big dreams, and a bigger still moustache. Those were not any ordinary 90's, no good people, they were the 0090's. The first 90's. This sonofagun is older than the dirt your houses rest on. He befriended Gandalf in the year 1349 and later conviinced Dumbledore that eating toothpaste is bad for your sinuses. And that's not all. As the Left Hand of Jeff, The Third Roommate, he hopes to convert all to the gracious hands of Jeff. Although he wishes Jeff was truly a god, sadly, he realised that Jeff did not exist, and turned instead to Kung-Fu and hot dog buns. As a hot dog bun merchant, he united and created the Trans-Atlantic Slave Trade, and founded Hogwarts in 1492, the same year that Columbus sailed the ocean blue.

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Kyle woke up, tired from the night of watching crappy youtube videos. He was ready to write the best movie script ever. After hours of procrastination, he finally began with the title. Soon everyone criticized the title and Kyle cried and removed everyone from the document. Then Kyle began, after developing a sub-par plot and dumb characters he wrote! It was OK I guess and we all decided to go with it. After complaining everyone changed the script in slight ways to follow what they wanted. After days of planning everyone was finally together, playing video games. "GUYS, LETS FILM!" proclaimed nobody- because filming is pretty crap. Everyone sighed and Kyle asked his parents for permission to go on the internet, so he could get the script. After a while they went to the forest and started filming. Chris, surprising nobody, played a terrible black man, and after criticism left angrily and stormed off to go get some fried chicken and watermelon. Everyone else cring everytime and tried

After trying not to get houses in the obackground, they began filming once more. It sucked, to put it short. Then, Kyle realized it was 8:30 and began to run home quickly and get to bed and watch videos for hours on end. Everyone else decided to go to someones house or something, complaining about the movie on the way over to someones house. Then, for the next week, Kyle tried to get everyone to come and film, nobody wanted to. Kyle began to cry and ran away to watch X-Files, because thats a cooler summer project then actually making a flipping movie. Everyone said "Meh", everyone skyped, played games, and talked about waifus and anime- it didn't take very long for everyone to forget about the movie, until now...
because I made this because I was bored.
special thanks-
sean
congo gregg (mak sok pupet movi pls)
♥♥♥♥♥
chris
chad
kairu krarko
lorenzo "Ladykiller" "Ubertiger1398" "Kawaii" Uguu
and of course
coach moore!
10/10 -ign

Can you feel it now?

YEAH.

YEAH

Thanks?