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Я пригласил его в мой дом для вечеринки cs lan. Он сказал, что придет, поэтому я с нетерпением ожидал встречи с ним в реальной жизни.
Когда он приехал ко мне домой, он толкнул меня к стене и начал покусывать мое ухо, я почувствовал, как его твердый член врезался в мою ногу. Я ударил его, а затем постучал. Оказывается, он был гей. Не верьте этому парню.
cause, if he dropped it or even thought about dropping it, the sort of
explosion that impels grey-beards to make statements like "And where this
crater is now, once stood the city of Wah-Shing-Ton", in SF B-movies.
-- Crowley gets out the Holy Water
(Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman, Good Omens)
😵
My love runs by like a day in June,
And he makes no friends of sorrows.
He'll tread his galloping rigadoon
In the pathway or the morrows.
He'll live his days where the sunbeams start
Nor could storm or wind uproot him.
My own dear love, he is all my heart --
And I wish somebody'd shoot him.
-- Dorothy Parker, part 3
🤥
I *____knew* I had some reason for not logging you off... If I could just
remember what it was.
😯
I'd never join any club that would have the likes of me as a member.
-- Groucho Marx
😭