After a good game in RoR2, I added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great RoR2 and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a RoR2 party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, I felt his hard wiener push against my leg. I pushed him away and had to leave my own house.
Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

+rep hes actually very jewish he gave me all the gold in the cellar

-rep He wasn't jewish after all :(

Haha he called you poopy

hi murky expo

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