Sounds like you gave them quite the surprise! 😅 That tight maxi dress and your "mommy voice" must’ve been too much for them to handle—literally made their noses bleed! I bet they learned not to mess with you after that. 😂

off topic but i remember these boys kept spying on me i was wearing a tight maxi dress) and when i started talking (i have a mommy voice lol) their noses started bleeding and they called mommy</3

cute guy with INSANE deegol acurecy. i like him to boost me places so i can see his arse :) i like when he clutches so i can see his cute face while he protects me from the bad guys

Every single one of you that gets blessed with his mere existence does not comprehend a single ounce of how much he deserves to be treated with extreme royalty and it shows. None of you can match my level of gratitude for his being therefore, this is why I deserve to be his wife. Every one of you can glaze all you want in hopes of having a deeper connection with him someday but, me? I'm two steps ahead. I need him. Did I mention he's so incredibly smart? Forgive me if I haven't but he's practically the Einstein of emotional intelligence. I have no intentions of exaggerating, after all, I'm not one to glaze. But as previously mentioned, he's perfect. I'm the alpha woman and only I deserve to be his number 1.

This guy is my boyfriend, aka husband, aka malewife, and I'm not one to glaze but... I have to admit.... He's the greatest. I mean he has it all. He's handsome, so majestic, so sexy and so perfect. He's the nicest, kindest, and most endearing person you'll ever meet in your entire life. He's so built and strong, he could pick me up with one arm because I'm so petite, yet thick. (I have thunder thighs, they get in the way of everything, haha.) He's absolutely hilarious and he makes me laugh with every single word he speaks out of his gorgeous lips. Everything he does is the absolute cutest and honestly? I'd let him call me mommy. (I have a mommy voice too, I know he loves it.) I mean, seriously. He's amazing. I want him to be mine. All mine. His lips, his eyes, his body, all mine. I would kidnap him so he doesn't see the face of another human being that isn't mine. He's the kind of person that gets you restoring your faith in humanity and realize, not everything is so bad.

Excuse me sir or ma'am

but I couldn't help but notice.... are you a "girl"?? A "female?" A "member of the finer sex?"

Not that it matters too much, but it's just so rare to see a girl around here! I don't mind, no--quite to the contrary! It's so refreshing to see a girl online, to the point where I'm always telling all my friends "I really wish girls were better represented on the internet."

And here you are!

I don't mean to push or anything, but if you wanted to DM me about anything at all, I'd love to pick your brain and learn all there is to know about you.

I've always wanted the chance to talk to a gorgeous lady--and I'm pretty sure you've got to be gorgeous based on the position of your text in the picture--so feel free to shoot me a message, any time at all! You don't have to be shy about it, because you're beautiful anyways (that's juyst a preview of all the compliments I have in store for our chat).

Looking forwards to speaking with you soon, princess!