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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 27 May, 2020 @ 12:10am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 27 May, 2020 @ 12:54am

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2020 @ 3:42pm

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 26 May, 2020 @ 11:29pm

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2020 @ 3:29pm

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2020 @ 3:33pm

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 27 May, 2020 @ 12:25am

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2020 @ 3:44pm

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 28 May, 2020 @ 5:27pm

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2020 @ 5:13pm

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 28 May, 2020 @ 5:38pm

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 28 May, 2020 @ 7:00pm

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 28 May, 2020 @ 7:30pm

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 28 May, 2020 @ 10:10pm

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 28 May, 2020 @ 10:47pm

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 28 May, 2020 @ 11:07pm

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 29 May, 2020 @ 3:36pm

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 30 May, 2020 @ 12:22am

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 30 May, 2020 @ 8:21pm

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2020 @ 6:40pm

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 31 May, 2020 @ 6:09pm

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2020 @ 6:24pm

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 31 May, 2020 @ 6:00pm

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2020 @ 12:11am

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2020 @ 3:54pm

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2020 @ 2:17pm

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2020 @ 2:45pm

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2020 @ 4:56pm

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2020 @ 5:00pm

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 27 May, 2020 @ 12:34am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 27 May, 2020 @ 12:59am

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 27 May, 2020 @ 1:06am

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 28 May, 2020 @ 7:11pm

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 28 May, 2020 @ 9:44pm

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2020 @ 4:53pm

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 28 May, 2020 @ 10:37pm

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 30 May, 2020 @ 3:41pm

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2020 @ 5:07pm

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2020 @ 6:06pm

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 31 May, 2020 @ 6:16pm

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2020 @ 5:53pm

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2021 @ 8:17pm