wallin' loud and proud brrother

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"This isn't an alt, what are you talking about?" he said, blatantly lying.
The tone seemed to imply this, though this was utterly lost on the silver two
brainlet.

"Stop hacking dude," the brainlet responded, gathering his breath.
"You only cheat because you really suck!"

"If you cheated you might crack Nova champ," the only sensible
response, entered chat quickly.

The asthmatic silver two was on the verge of a truly great comeback.
Reaching for his inhaler midway through typing he chortled, thinking, "This
will be the single greatest insult ever typed on CS."

Three inhaler puffs later he was finished. His magnum opus. This was
it.

"Cuck" clicked into the chat, its presence immediately noted by all 9
others in the lobby.

"Lol what is this 2018 you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ loser?" came swiftly in retort. "Keep
your braindead ass on The_Donald you irrelevant snowflake." Another blow
to the brainlet's ego. He could not let this stand.

"B.bb..bbb...bBbut I'm not republican," the brainlet responded,
struggling through his speach impediment. "I voted for Hillary"

"So you're also clinically retarded," one typed.

"Bristol Palin wouldn't even let you smash you sweaty fat ♥♥♥♥," came
another response.

This was all the silver two could take. Leaving the lobby in shame he
put his headset down, stood up and turned around to his caretaker, "I'm not
rr...rRedarded am I?"

Not quite knowing how to respond, she put it lightly: "Well you're bottom
fragging in silver MM openly talking ♥♥♥♥ you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ soyboy. You tell me."

[continued on my Google+ page hmu]