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Red Herring

It worked!
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 4:00am

Peealot

Peeing upside down since 2012!
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 4:04am

Made it all the way!

And what for?
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 11:22am

It's good to be short!

But not always!
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 4:04am

Beat dude with another dude!

Where's my dude, dude?
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 4:08am

What what?

Where did it go?
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 11:46am

You scared it!

You monster!
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 11:43am

The birth of a salary man

Born to work (aren't we all?)
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 11:54am

I command this caterpillar!

Go and search for fake money!
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 11:50am

Food thief!

The food belongs to the colony!
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 11:45am

Forbidden love!

Ahh, will they ever be together?
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 11:46am

I peed your pants.

WHAT?
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 4:44am

Learn to love!

That bomb didn't do anything bad (yet!)
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 4:34am

Dead end!

Haha!
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 4:34am

McPixel is mom now!

Free range mom, too!
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 4:39am

CGAWAVE

It's the new best thing!
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 4:36am

Nuclear dumpster diving!

What can we find here?
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 4:43am

Hello World!

I drew this!
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 4:45am

Manual trasmission chopper!

They don't make them like they used to!
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 11:33am

Ice Swimming!

It's the new cool thing!
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 11:21am

You can't hitch a bus!

Or can you?
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 11:21am

Do you have a spare asteroid?

I might be addicted.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 4:20am

I can't believe you've done that!

He was sleeping!
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 11:34am

Slay the lamb!

It will bring upon destruction!
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 11:35am

My people need me!

And worst of all, I'm late for work!
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 8:12am

Shoot'em up!

Wait, that's not what it's called!
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 8:04am

Well done!

Congratulations!
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 8:07am

Now that's a danger noodle

With a case of nuclear munchies!
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 8:05am

Let some fresh air in!

Like that one roommate who always opens the window!
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 8:09am

I love computers

So good
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 8:08am

Thanks for waiting!

You shouldn't have!
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 8:14am

The funniest joke in the world

It even tells you when to laugh!
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 12:02pm

Is there candy inside?

One way to find out!
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 12:29pm

My car is so pushy

Pushy car, pushy car! Push it all around!
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 12:31pm

Wrong wire!

Sorry, you messed up.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 12:31pm

It's my car!

Gotta make sure it smells like it!
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 12:21pm

You have a right to remain silent!

It's only fair!
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 12:38pm

What I always wanted to be when I grow up!

No human, no worries!
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 12:13pm

You won't make it back in time.

Not a chance.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 12:26pm

Right in the jimmy!

It was in self defense!
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 8:50am

You're a snack!

...for workgroups!
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 9:07am

The bar for this dive was high!

It was a high dive bar to overcome!
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 9:04am

Keep your feet on the ground!

Or are you burnt out already?
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 9:07am

Touchdown!

Wait, wrong sports!
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 9:11am

Closing the gap!

Baby steps!
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 8:55am

What's your goal there?

Eh?
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 8:59am

BURP

CLOSED
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 10:00am

Mom, I'm not a fish anymore!

It was just a phase!
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 11:12am

Way to go!

Feels like the end of the world
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 10:01am

Take this on your way down!

Down low!
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 11:10am

Awww, you didn't have to!

Must've been love!
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 10:09am

Imma just hide in the corner

Wait for this to blow over
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 10:00am

Giving up is a virtue!

And worth it sometimes too!
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 8:19am

It's pants time!

Wow!
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 8:20am

Please don't come again!

Ouch!
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 8:34am

Not THAT game!

What's the word?
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 8:38am

I understand!

It's the language of my people!
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 8:21am

Back my fish up!

Pow!
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 8:33am

Yes

This is the correct thing to do.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 8:19am

BRB, gotta catch the train!

It's a bullet-time-train!
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 8:26am

Ok, bye!

Weeeeeee!
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 11:29am

The defendant is ready!

Objection!
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 11:32am

Pee my ride!

Full of gold!
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 11:50am

Uno, dos, tres

Quattro!
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 11:49am

This is my missile!

It has been marked!
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 11:29am

This is fishy!

Need to investigate!
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 11:36am

Take care of your eyeballs!

Unless you have eyeballs of steel!
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 11:38am

Why did you pick this up?

You know what this is, right?
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 12:04pm

You got hit by a smooth golden bar!

You are now worthy
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 12:10pm

Throw it all away!

Way to go!
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 12:14pm

Babies are evil!

But aren't we all?
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 12:44pm

Achievement Number 1

Congratulations!
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 12:19pm

DJs don't stage dive, you maniac!

Why would you do that?
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 12:25pm

Can I get an 'amen'?

No? Ok.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Express elevator!

Bye!
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 1:35pm

Are we there yet?

No.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 12:32pm

That was unnecessary.

At least you got an achievement, tho.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 12:56pm

Do the worm!

Yes!
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Better call Sos!

He knows all the solutions!
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 1:42pm

The day is saved!

Yay!
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 4:08am

All gags you can eat!

You found them!
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 4:20am

Stop beating my game!

Heeey!
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 1:11pm

There is nothing else!

You have found all gags in the world!
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 1:44pm

Poop goes ploop!

Ploop!
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 3:58am

Everybody clap!

That's a good landing!
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 9:14am

Clear the path!

And get on it!
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 8:57am



And this is how I met him...

Pants down best looking guy in town!

Why did you break it?

Someone's gonna need it!

That's all of them!

Poor dudes!

Diligent

It's actually quicker this way too.

You can p** the dog

Can I get a retweet for this?

Date poacher!

At least it worked!

Barbeque in my pants!

It's hot!