Recent reviews by Jimmy the Neck

It is basically the same ant killing slop that I've been foaming at the mouth for since 4.1 came out. It is sort of like a raccoon, totally garbage but kinda funny little guy. Capcom is like a vaccuum, it sucks up all my joy and money.

Objectively, this game is slop that the average consumer slurps up. If you like this game, you have no brain. If you disagree you are nitpicking and biased, bye bye.

dsynced incredibly badly on my first beneath run with a friend. He had a fully playable level generate that was NOT the level I was playing, and he just walked through walls into the ether, had his own store and exit and when I died and spectacted he was just in the void.

I've played more stable shovelware

I played for 35 minutes during the free weekend and couldn't be bothered to keep playing. It didn't grab my attention, and this is coming from someone who plays games that look like literal spreadsheets.

I absolutely adore this game. I've 100% completed it in about 9 hours, with all the dlc. All the puzzles feel rewarding, though some are a bit more of a slog than others. The art style sells this game by itself.

I will say, the final dlc was a bit of a let down, but definitely worth it if you want the complete story.

A decent little semi-idle game with auto-fighting mechanics. If you are interested in pop culture from pre-2000 and like some mild strategy then this game will probably hold you interest. The jokes land more often than not, and I was surprised that the story somehow managed to be absolutely full of cliche and simultaneously unique. (SLIGHT SPOILER) Best part of the game was towards the end of your first job as a trainer / police officer when the game turns into an American Healthcare sim. I actually had to take a break at that part and call my mom. It was that good.

It took me a little less than 20 hours to 100% the game. I'd put this in my top 5 games of the last year or two, next to other indie gems like Card Shark. It's fun, it's (mostly) low stress / low stakes, runs great on just about any potato, and will make you breath sharply through your nose a couple of times every 20 minutes or so. Definitely worth the price.

I don't know what to say other than that the 10 dollar disabled Muslim woman character felt just a tad disingenuous.

While peeing and pooing is a huge selling point in this pee poo devoid market, I spent about an hour and a half in single player and literally didn't see a single zombie. I looted two full towns and only found a kitchen knife. I don't play video games to grind for 10 hours.

Unironically, this is my game of the year. The puzzles are engaging and not too repetitive, and the game makes you feel like you have really done a good trick when you succeed. It has elements of being "educational" (sort of in the vein of something like Cooking Mama) and does deliver in giving you a couple of neat tricks next time you want to cheat at go-fish or whatever.

The story falls a little flat in the end -- but I like that. Wouldn't say it's a game you'll play through multiple times, but for a single afternoon, it's very good.

Bernie did not follow through on his campaign promises and I am very speg