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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 8:53pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 9:47pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 10:20pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 1:06am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 11:42pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 12:16pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 1:02am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 7:29pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 3:06am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 5:07am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 8:31pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 8:32pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 8:34pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 8:52pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 9:08pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 10:52pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 12:41pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 7:05pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:50pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 3:10pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 8:31pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 8:39pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 9:31pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 10:42pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 8:31pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 8:32pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 9:01pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 10:34pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 9:38pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 9:13pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 8:31pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 9:02pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 11:35pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 8:32pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 9:37pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 6:30pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 8:43pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 11:42pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:21pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 8:34pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 10:29pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 7:23pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 11:49pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 9:17pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 12:41pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 9:13pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 6:22pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 6:27pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 9:15pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 1:19am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:32pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 6:24pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 5:33am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 8:48pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 8:48pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:58pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 9:05pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 10:33pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 7:08pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 8:31pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 8:55pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 6:27pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 9:42pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 11:42pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 5:11pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 9:35pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 6:06pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 5:29pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 7:32pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:48pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 4:18pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 2:28pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 4:02pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 2:07am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 12:16pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 4:41pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 2:50am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 9:34pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 9:14pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 5:54pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 6:56pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 5:10pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 12:00am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:02pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:02pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 3:37pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:04pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 2:09am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 3:37pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 3:38pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 9:15pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 9:13pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 7:23pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 7:23pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 5:31am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 8:35pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 8:32pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 9:38pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 4:03pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 11:35am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 8:32pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 7:40pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 9:35pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 7:41pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:30pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 6:48pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 6:30am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 11:42pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 9:45pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 5:07am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 8:10pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 1:16am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 11:35am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:42pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 8:19pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 8:33pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 8:52pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:09pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 9:34pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 7:41pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 8:09pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:09pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 11:47pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 9:16pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 3:28am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 6:24pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 5:31am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 10:59pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 8:32pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 8:48pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:30pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 3:36am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 4:15pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 2:22pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 2:22pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 9:05pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 9:05pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:10pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 5:43pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 9:07pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 9:00pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 6:30pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 3:38pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 6:08pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 3:28am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 9:30pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 7:06pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 9:13pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 5:12am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 5:06pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 10:29pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 9:34pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 9:14pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 5:06pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 11:12pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 6:33am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 8:36am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 10:49am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 11:35pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 2:47pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 2:29pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:39pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:36pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:42pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:42pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 4:41pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 6:23pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 6:20pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 6:23pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 6:27pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 6:39pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 5:11pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 10:56pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 3:57pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 10:59pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 3:29am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 3:31am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 9:34pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 3:56pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 9:38am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 8:46pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 8:48pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 8:58pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:27pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 10:12pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:47pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:48pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 7:37pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:55pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 8:41pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:44pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 10:03pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:45pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 4:23pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 6:27pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 6:43pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 2:28am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 5:12am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 6:07pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 6:22pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 6:04pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 2:32am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 8:35pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 4:15pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:35pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 8:15pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:27pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 8:12pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 7:21pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 2:28am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 8:12pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:59pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:27pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:19pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 5:54pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 4:26pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 10:52am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 10:57am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 8:18pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 8:29pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:27pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 11:13pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 11:38pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:40pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:46pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 6:23pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 6:39pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 11:56pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 1:28am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 2:36am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 10:49am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2024 @ 4:55pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 6:30pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 11:36am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 3:36pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 8:44pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 11:09pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 12:32pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:26pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:46pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 6:18pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 6:52pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 7:04pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 8:24pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:02pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:07pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:44pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 11:38pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:39pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:46pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 6:46pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 6:46pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 6:46pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 6:49pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 7:03pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 6:25pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 6:52pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 6:26pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 6:23pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 6:40pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 6:54pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 6:51pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 7:38pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 8:11pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 8:11pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 7:46pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 8:11pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 8:15pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 8:19pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 2:27pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 11:56pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:18pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 11:12pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 11:50pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 4:43pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 4:16pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 3:56pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 8:37pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 11:07pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 4:22pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 6:41pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 7:31pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:30pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 6:45pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 8:25pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2024 @ 4:55pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 9:01pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:19pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:44pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 6:25pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 10:02pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 11:09pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:49pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 4:39pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 6:37pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 6:39pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 6:50pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 6:50pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 7:36pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 7:59pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 8:10pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:52pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 4:41pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 6:39pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 6:55pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 6:56pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 6:57pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 7:33pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 7:37pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 7:56pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 8:16pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 8:18pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 8:32pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 6:25pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 6:44pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 6:44pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 6:52pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 7:36pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 7:46pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 8:16pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 8:26pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 5:23am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 11:01am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 8:53pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 8:40pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 6:58pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 7:23pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 7:23pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 8:01pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 8:47pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 10:56pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 7:26pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 7:31pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 9:04pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 9:41pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 10:52pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 10:15pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 10:58am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 5:29pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 11 May, 2024 @ 6:03pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 7:00pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 6:33pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 6:51pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 6:51pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 6:53pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 7:05pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 7:42pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 7:54pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 8:12pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 8:13pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 8:32pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 8:44pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 9:18pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 11:29pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 11:35am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 11:01am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 11:15pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 6:41pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 6:46pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 7:31pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 8:11pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 8:44pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 11:30pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 11:09pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 6:47pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 8:26pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2024 @ 10:37pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 7:45pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 11:29pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 7:18pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 12:45am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 10:04pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 2:49am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 8:35pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 8:52pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 2:17pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 4:44pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 6:46pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 7:31pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 8:11pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 8:36pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 11:30pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 12:55am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 11:37pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 7:04pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 8:31pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2024 @ 6:13pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 8:07pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 8:10pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 8:52pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 12:54am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 10:04am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 8:47pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 4:53pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 10:00pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 5:42pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:21pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 10:17pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 12:10am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2024 @ 4:55pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 6:25pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 7:44pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 8:58pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 10:52pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 11:15pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 4:23am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 5:51pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 8:48pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 8:20pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 7:32pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 7:32pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 7:33pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 7:45pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 8:15pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 8:15pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 8:36pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 8:44pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 9:06pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 11:31pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 11:32pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 12:38am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 3:37pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 5:28pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 4:28pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 12:10am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 12:34am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 7:35pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 8:13pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 8:14pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 8:15pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 8:36pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 9:01pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 9:45pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 12:22am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 12:22am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 1:50am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 9:29pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 8:47pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 3:15pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 8:01pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 12:06am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 8:53pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 10:04pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 6:37pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 6:48pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 7:59pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 8:44pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 11:25pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 11:30pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 10:00pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 1:03am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 3:43pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 5:44am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 7:08pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 9:05pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 8:47pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 11:12pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 6:51pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:27pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 6:33pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 9:05pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:30pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 11:50pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2024 @ 5:12pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 8:31pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 8:37pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 8:29pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 8:53pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 8:53pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 2:20pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 5:49pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 12:30pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 8:32pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 5:11pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 8:36am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 10:00pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 2:17pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 6:45pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 6:48pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 7:41pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 8:22pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 9:18pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 11:30pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 10:04am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 2:28pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 11:07pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 May, 2024 @ 11:40am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 1:24pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 7:34pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 9:06pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2024 @ 1:29am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 8:38pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 8:38pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 8:38pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 8:41pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 9:05pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 12:21am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 12:39am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 1:50am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 3:37pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 5:28pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 12:47pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 3:15pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 6:39pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2023 @ 10:08pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2023 @ 10:08pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 2:27pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:51pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 2:56pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 5:43pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 8:36pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 8:37pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:20pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2023 @ 10:49pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 12:47am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 4:53pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 6:06pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 6:56pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 4:53pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 5:10pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 8:48pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 4:41pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 6:48pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 7:37pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 8:12pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 8:44pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 10:52pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 10:15pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 10:58am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 5:29pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 7:44pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:45pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 7:38pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 9:09pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 4:49pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 9:20pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 9:21pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 11:24pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 11:24pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 12:24am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 11:12pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 11:53pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:30pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 6:39pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 4:53pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 5:06pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 3:21pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 3:43pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2023 @ 4:09pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 8:31pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 5:44am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 4:23am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2024 @ 6:28pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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