"You see, Araragi-san, in a way, supernatural is what's behind the curtain. Normally you only need to see what's happening on stage, that's how reality works. If you don't know, then it's for the best. Actually, learning about the supernatural only increases the number of things you don't know."
-Mayoi Hachikuji

"Staying misfortunate is negligence, not trying to become happy is cowardice"
-Yotsugi Ononoki

"There's no reason a fake can't do what the real thing would. And it's possible for a fake to be more real than the real thing."
-Shinobu Oshino

"I don't know everything. I only know what I know."
-Tsubasa Hanekawa

"I know everything. There's nothing that I don't know."
-Izuko Gaen

"I don't know anything. You're the one that knows everything."
-Ougi Oshino