Recent reviews by The Butcher

Anddd herreee weee goooo... take a seat while I describe WHAT I BELIEVE is the greatest game of our generation sitting right beneath our comically oversized noses... Players Unknown (they are all Chinese they know the player-base and literally market it directly towards them through aggressive over stylised Chinese colouring and fonts and specifically designed outfits that try replicate fortnites refreshing take on micro transactions, not only that, Chinese players are well know for having a 6th sense of being able to spend all their sweatshop tokens on the pubg store... amazing country... beautiful women... i mean beautiful with a capital F for feet) Battle Grounds takes gun play from factorio (I know, sue me) and blends it swiftly together with a unity engine free fps template probably made by a Indian man in his late 60's paying off his daughters tuition fee's to an Australian university (she will end up dropping out to pursue a 6ft+ white male lol), take a seat and enjoy a naturalistic and non-antagonistic look into Feudal China (plus you get the *BARK BARK BARK* asian female skins *WOOF WOOF WOOF*), I will visit China one day and I FULLY expect it to look like a pubg map (i will retreat to Bali and to the safety of a thai womens silky hands if not)! Pubg really integrates and exacerbates a dystopian current day reality of what it is like to be a Chinese male set in a dystopian cyberpunk universe, the player assumes the role of "V" (played by Gavin Drea/Cherami Leigh), a mercenary in the fictional Californian city known as "Night City", where they deal with the fallout from a heist gone wrong that results in an experimental cybernetic "bio-chip" containing an engram of the legendary rock star and terrorist Johnny Silverhand (played by Keanu Reeves) threatening to slowly overwrite V's mind; as the story progresses V and Johnny must work together to find a way to be separated and save V's life

Yeah mate just chucked on me high vis vest and got on the mg-42 and nobody like questioned it aye.

Black. Female. Nazi. In. WWI. WHO WANTS IT?

It's really bare bones as it gets, too much text, and omg the building is TERRIBLE: 0 Flat surfaces to build on, just confusing and messy, terribly boring too

No, no, no, how do you expect me to single handedly defeat 50 armies in 1 turn all by myself with only 1 introductory unit, i mean come on EA. This is getting out of hand, i mean the micro transactions are just insane, literally paying for blood pepelaugh, thanks for the extra pixels buddy! Don't get me started on the rng of enemy factions decision making, literally bio-polar looking ass, insta 360 999+ relation to instant back stab, because I didn't give them 1 ♥♥♥♥♥ gold lad cmon mate. But all in all, great game!

Three words to describe this game, oh my gawd, where do i begin... This game manages to drown you in the dystopian Night city, an enticing and enthralling city that is choking between the struggling grips of villainous gangs, ripped out of 80's comic books, and an authoritarian police force, ridden with corruption. You are placed with a sense of some freedom, but it is ever noticeable that Cyberpunk is trying to push you forward through the main story, as in the constant mission tracking being switched and the hidden quality of the side missions, that the player might never see as there are so. many. Cyberpunk 2077 makes you feel like V. through your actions with joytoys, straightening out wiseguys, hey Tony forget the smart gun that tracks enemies through walls and insta-traces headshots whilst sitting behind cover, whilst having a brain dance, forget the cannoli.

Final Verdict: 9.99999999999999999999999999999999999691942/10

TLDR:

A young man grows up in the mob and works very hard to advance himself through the ranks. He enjoys his life of money and luxury, but is oblivious to the horror that he causes. A drug addiction and a few mistakes ultimately unravel his climb to the top. Based on the book "Wiseguy" by Nicholas Pileggi.

Time to throw poggers xqcL

This game helped me cope over Trump losing 2020 :(

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You stupid idiot do you know what you have done? Can you comprehend the actions that you have committed? Does your pee sized brain understand the consequences you have triggered? The death, the bloodshed, the sleeping dragon you have awoken?! You have spoken forsaken words of war, you have poked the sleeping bear, slapped a meat infront of a hungry tired, unlocked the gate for the most terrible of criminals, pulled your pants down and flocked your luscious tight ass infront of a creepily perverted middle aged man. By the actual na you have committed you have put our heads in the maw of the tiger. Our lands were peaceful, comfy, relaxing and you have undone that for what? A joke?! This is no laughing matter my man. You have undone sanity itself. Children will die, men will kill man, brother killing brother, woman raping woman. The dread you have brought upon us all will be beyond unbearable. The hellfire will be unleashed and burn us all to the ground. War has begun, and death shall soon follow so make your vows, as they may be the last you fool