Jon ⛟
New York, United States
 
 
Are you listening to me? You’re – both of you – nuts. I know more about casino security than any man alive. I invented it! And it cannot be beaten. They got cameras, they got watches, they got locks, they got timers, they got vaults. They got enough armed personnel to occupy Paris. Okay, bad example. Oh, it’s never been tried? It’s been tried. If you guys even came close… You know the three most successful robberies in the history of Vegas? Number three, the bronze medal. Pencil neck grabs a lockbox at the horseshoe. He got two steps closer to the door than any living soul before him. Second most successful robbery. The flamingo in'71. This guy actually tasted fresh oxygen before they grabbed him. Of course, he was breathing out of a hose for the next three weeks. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hippie. And the closest any man has ever come to robbing a Las Vegas casino was outside of Caesar’s in ‘87. He came. He grabbed. They conquered. But what am I saying? You guys are pros. The best. I’m sure you can make it out of the casino. Of course, lest we forget, once you’re out the front door, you’re still in the middle of the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ desert! Look, we all go way back, and I owe you from the thing with the guy in the place, and I’ll never forget it. Look, just out of curiosity, which casinos did you geniuses pick to rob? (Beat) Terry Benedict’s casinos? What do you got against Terry Benedict? He torpedoed my casino. Muscled me out. Now he’s gonna blow it up next month to make way for some gaudy monstrosity. You think I don’t see what you’re doing? You’re gonna steal from Terry Benedict, you’d better ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ know. This sort of thing used to be civilized. You’d hit a guy, he’d whack you, done. But with Benedict… at the end of this, he’d better not know you’re involved. Not know your names, or think you’re dead, because he’ll kill you. And then he’ll go to work on you. You’ll have to be very careful, very precise. Well-funded. You’ve gotta be nuts, too. And you’re gonna need a crew as nuts as you are. (Beat) Who do you got in mind?
Vio 13 hours ago 
+rep showed me how a Global Elite takes Mirage B Site (he died)
iseedeadpeople 8 Jan @ 8:39pm 
+rep great teammate
obsessed with success 8 Jan @ 8:39pm 
+rep GOAT
clever monkey 8 Dec, 2024 @ 11:31pm 
+rep again
Thanks for sick m4s :heartris:
Blue Ranger 5 Dec, 2024 @ 1:04pm 
I've seen Jon play, he doesn't even use a monitor. He visualizes the map in a detailed rendering, completely in his mind. He has a biological wallhack; his godlike perception highlights all enemies within light-years. His eyes are closed as his mouse gracefully swerves across the table, making immaculate twitches as he flicks from head to head. :csgoct:
Twist In My Sobriety 2 Dec, 2024 @ 9:33pm 
my goat