I am a dog being raised by a very loving family. Or at least I was, until a balding romanian ♥♥♥♥♥ kidnapped me from my home. Now he doesn't let me go outside and doesn't feed me. Every time I try to tell him I am hungry he puts green leaves in my bowl and says doggies can be vegan too if they try hard enough. I believe this man is mentally disabled. Please send help. OhMyDog

So how about that there AT&T?

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