♥ 😺 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 💙 ♥ 📘 ♥ 📕 ♥ 👃 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 💛 ♥ 🎽
"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm converting my calendar watch from
Julian to Gregorian."
♥ 🌏 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 📀 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 📗 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 💃 ♥ 👃 ♥ 🍇
Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra, which suddenly flips
over, pinning you underneath. At night the ice weasels come.
-- Matt Groening, "Love is Hell"
♥ 👔 ♥ 💚 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 👑 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 💗 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 🌽

／ﾌﾌ 　　　　　　 　ム｀ヽ
/ ノ) do you even lift 　）　ヽ
/ ｜　　( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°）ノ⌒（ゝ._,ノ
/　ﾉ⌒7⌒ヽーく　 ＼　／
丶＿ ノ ｡　　 ノ､　｡|/
　　 `ヽ `ー-'_人`ーﾉ
　　　 丶 ￣ _人'彡ﾉ.. brah?