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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 11:43am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 12:13pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 12:56pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 10:11am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2024 @ 5:56am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 8:00am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2024 @ 5:33pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2024 @ 6:26am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2024 @ 11:13pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2024 @ 11:37am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2024 @ 12:35pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2024 @ 9:12am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 1:34am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 11:30am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 11:31am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 11:34am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 11:42am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 11:56am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 8:35am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 10:30am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2024 @ 6:24am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 8:12am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2024 @ 11:03pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2024 @ 7:00am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2024 @ 7:00am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2024 @ 7:00am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 11:31am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 11:38am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 12:02pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 7:17am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 11:28am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 11:28am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 11:44am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 12:32pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2024 @ 11:36am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2024 @ 9:33am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 11:30am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 11:49am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 8:39am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 11:31am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 12:15pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 10:17am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 11:42am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 9:09am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2024 @ 3:13am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 11:36am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 1:01pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2024 @ 5:23am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 8:35am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2024 @ 2:20pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2024 @ 11:52pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 11:48am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2024 @ 2:09pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2024 @ 2:14pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2024 @ 6:15am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2024 @ 3:23pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2024 @ 9:25am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2024 @ 1:31pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2024 @ 1:21am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2024 @ 12:36pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 7:08am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 7:10am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 7:50am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 11:35am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 12:20pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 11:40am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 11:29am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 11:44am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 10:18am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 12:04pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 9:04am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 6:55am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2024 @ 6:58am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 7:32am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 7:49am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2024 @ 6:54am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 7:33am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2024 @ 2:44am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2024 @ 1:18pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2024 @ 9:25am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2024 @ 11:02pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2024 @ 2:14pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2024 @ 1:36pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2024 @ 3:11pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 9:15am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 11:40am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2024 @ 2:02pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2024 @ 3:13pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2024 @ 12:38pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 7:25am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 9:14am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 10:17pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 10:13am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 10:13am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 10:17pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 11:34am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 8:09pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 8:09pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2024 @ 10:12am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2024 @ 3:18pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2024 @ 11:02pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2024 @ 12:04pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2024 @ 1:06pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2024 @ 9:09am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 1:38am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 2:58am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2024 @ 2:58pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2024 @ 11:37am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2024 @ 10:31pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 4:43am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2024 @ 12:52pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 12:40am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 10:58am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 11:27am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 10:27am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 12:01am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 8:00am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2024 @ 1:04pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 12:05am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2024 @ 1:37pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2024 @ 12:38pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 1:11am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 7:15am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 7:17am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 7:24am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 7:38am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 7:50am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 7:52am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2024 @ 3:18am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2024 @ 11:43pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2024 @ 12:36pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 4:52am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2024 @ 10:09pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2024 @ 3:23pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2024 @ 2:14pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2024 @ 6:03am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 1:18am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 2:00am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 3:53am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 7:29am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 7:51am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 8:01am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2024 @ 9:25am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2024 @ 6:50am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 7:07am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 8:35am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 8:35am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 10:18am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 10:31am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 2:33pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 12:55pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 11:58am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 10:27am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 12:05pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2024 @ 11:52pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2024 @ 11:37am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 12:13pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2024 @ 5:57am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2024 @ 5:33pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2024 @ 12:29pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2024 @ 12:37pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 7:21am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2024 @ 4:07am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2024 @ 9:07am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2024 @ 10:09pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2024 @ 8:35am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 1:55am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 2:27am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 4:55am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 7:52am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 8:29am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 9:05am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 9:05am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 9:05am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 9:15am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 9:47am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 10:06am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 10:11am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 10:14am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 10:11am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 10:14am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 10:18am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 10:20am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2024 @ 7:00am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 12:54am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 10:47am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2024 @ 1:40pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 2:50am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2024 @ 12:36pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2024 @ 6:49am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2024 @ 1:53pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2024 @ 12:38pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 1:58am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 3:04am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 7:37am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 7:43am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 7:57am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 8:06am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 9:07am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 9:14am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 10:58am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 4:42am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 7:07am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 7:52am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 7:58am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 9:05am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 9:05am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 10:18am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 10:19am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2024 @ 12:39pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2024 @ 6:03am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2024 @ 10:10pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2024 @ 11:37am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2024 @ 12:37pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2024 @ 2:46pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 1:02am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 1:58am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 4:43am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 7:08am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 7:41am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 11:33am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 1:15am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2024 @ 9:07am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2024 @ 2:13pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 9:06am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 7:59am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 7:45am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 10:02am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2024 @ 1:53pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 1:41am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 2:13am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 5:01am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 7:37am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 7:54am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 8:03am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 8:32am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 9:11am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 9:26am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 9:35am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 10:20am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 3:20am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2024 @ 7:45am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2024 @ 11:37am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 8:20am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 11:50am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 11:17am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 8:57am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 11:40am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 7:59am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 8:48am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 8:58am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 9:05am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 10:09am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 10:26am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 10:56am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 5:05am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 7:37am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 7:56am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 8:01am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 8:05am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 9:09am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 9:18am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 9:39am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 10:20am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 10:24am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 10:25am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 10:44am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 10:12am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 10:35am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 10:15am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 10:13am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 10:19am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 10:26am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 10:26am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 11:03am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 11:10am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 11:24am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 11:10am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 11:10am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 11:26am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 11:31am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 1:08pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 8:43am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2024 @ 8:54pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 4:42am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 9:39am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2024 @ 6:26am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2024 @ 12:37pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2024 @ 10:31pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 7:22am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 8:17am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 9:16am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 10:21am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 11:11am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 7:52am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 10:24am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 11:33am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2024 @ 12:35pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 7:46am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 9:08am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 9:27am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 7:59am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 8:03am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 9:13am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 9:14am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 9:27am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 9:51am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 10:21am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 10:27am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 10:33am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 10:57am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 10:57am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 11:01am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 11:11am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 9:11am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 9:16am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 9:35am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 10:24am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 10:31am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 10:32am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 10:44am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 11:10am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 11:13am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 11:14am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 11:30am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 11:31am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 11:34am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 10:13am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 10:19am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 10:19am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 10:26am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 11:01am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 11:09am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 11:28am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 11:34am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2024 @ 2:46pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 2:12am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 2:50am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 10:47am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 11:17am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 11:17am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 11:48am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 1:34pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 10:56am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 10:56am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 12:05pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 1:19pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 2:02pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 11:25pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 2:38pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2024 @ 7:24am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 10:26am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 10:32am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 10:17am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 10:30am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 10:32am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 10:32am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 10:57am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 10:57am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 11:02am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 11:10am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 11:33am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 11:36am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 12:00pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 1:28pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 1:53pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2024 @ 1:21am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2024 @ 1:10pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 2:16am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 7:51am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 9:06am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 9:28am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 10:27am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 11:11am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 11:11am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 12:06pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 2:01pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 8:03am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 10:25am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 11:34am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 11:10am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 2:01pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 10:45am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2024 @ 12:05pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 7:59am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2024 @ 11:44am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 1:52am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 7:18am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 8:17am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 9:26am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 10:23am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 10:57am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 11:29am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 11:37am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 1:55pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 11:50pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 8:22am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 10:28am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 11:37am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 11:20am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 11:24am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 11:42am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 11:21pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 1:05am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 1:23am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 11:51pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 7:30am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2024 @ 9:43am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 7:57am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 12:34pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 12:34pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 8:06am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 12:35pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 8:18am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 9:05am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 1:21pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 1:51pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 10:42pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2024 @ 1:02pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2024 @ 2:23am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 7:07am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 11:24am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 10:56am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 10:32am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 10:45am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 11:10am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 11:14am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 11:30am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 11:34am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 11:37am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 11:45am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 1:28pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 1:30pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 2:01pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 11:03pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 11:39pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 12:58am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2024 @ 12:39pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2024 @ 1:55am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 10:56pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 11:01am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 11:03am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 11:10am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 11:35am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 11:42am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 12:07pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 1:29pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 2:01pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 10:53pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 11:22pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 12:58am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 1:14am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 1:21pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 2:45pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2024 @ 1:04pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 7:14am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 7:58am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 9:16am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 10:21am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 11:10am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 11:10am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 11:34am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 1:29pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 11:18pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 1:15am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:01am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 9:00am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 11:01am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 1:15pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 8:02am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 10:31am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 7:59am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 10:18am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 11:26pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 12:19pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 11:57am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 11:31am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 11:37am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 11:28am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 11:43am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 11:43am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2024 @ 8:34am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2024 @ 7:11am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 2:06am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 7:52am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 9:06am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 10:20am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 10:27am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 11:13am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 11:33am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 1:28pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 2:05pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 1:14am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2024 @ 1:08pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 9:05am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 11:01am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 1:19pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 11:30am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 11:34am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 11:35am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 11:41am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 1:30pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 2:01pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 2:07pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 11:22pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 12:58am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 1:14am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 1:59am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 12:20pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 9:01am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 7:53am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 7:06am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2024 @ 2:23am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 12:46am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 11:36am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 11:37am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 11:39am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 10:42pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 7:30am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 7:25am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 10:26am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 8:06am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 1:15pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 7:08am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 9:03am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 9:15am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 10:27am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 10:58am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 11:33am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 11:40am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 2:02pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 11:25pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 2:38pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 9:05am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 11:02am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 1:19pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 11:42am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 1:29pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 1:29pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 2:02pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 10:57pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 11:49pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 12:58am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 1:15am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 6:50am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2024 @ 1:19am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 9:24am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2024 @ 6:51am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 7:07am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 9:03am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2024 @ 9:47am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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