Recent reviews by satvrn

i was legitimately scared

actual garbage game with countless performance issues and stuttering
insurgency 2014 is about 10 times better than this, and it's pretty sad to see this game released in this bad of a state, oh well, there goes my preorder.

The Customer is King!
My literal favorite game that I had no idea about until a month ago
Even if you're not a fan of fighting games, I'm sure you'll love this game
I wasn't, but now the Yakuza series is my personal favorite series, story and gameplay.
The OST is one of the best you will find in a video game, truly a masterpiece
https://youtu.be/b1-YkUk3uNs?t=219

The update legitimately broke this game, do not play or support these devs. It's just fortnite + pubg with even worse movement and now, microstuttering for no reason

they have 'updated' this game a couple times now, the first slightly broke it, the second really didn't feel well, and now this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ update ruined it

they nerfed the spawns in the first and second, making finding good loot a literal grind like pubg, just a huge waste of time and it isnt fun

i really had high hopes for this game, a real shame to see it take this path

*edit* update sorta fixed its okayish now

I honestly don't know why many people like this game, or give it amazing reviews. It's overpriced. And it's literally just Nuclear Throne with less characters. Buy it on sale. If steam had a neutral reccomendation that would be cool. I guess it's just a personal preference, but you should just buy NT instead.

Spend 2:30 in matchmaking and finally get into a battle. I choose my ship and charge my lasers, thrusters on full as I head into battle. Enemies in sight I get ready to engage. Five seconds later I hear: "Good work boys." Mission accomplished. I head back to the hanger and get 60k for my heroic deeds.

Macgyver reference.
Great story and gameplay, first time playing I couldn't stop for nearly 5 hours.
I bought this game on humblebundle with a bunch of others for $10, but I would have definetely paid the full price for this game, It's amazing. I had never heard of it until humblebundle, glad I found it though. It's a true gem.

don't buy in current state. incredibly buggy.

If there was only an option inbetween yes and no.
At times, this game is absolutely awesome, fun and hilarious.
However, dare I say most of the time, it isn't.
You will come across teams who literally have absolutely no idea whats going on, don't follow captains orders, don't reload cannons, don't fix holes, hog the cannons, don't fix the sails. It's just pointless to play when that happens. You'll get captains without mics, most of the time the entire team doesn't have a mic. If you don't have a microphone, or don't want to use it. Do NOT buy this game and save everybodies time. Almost every single time, doesn't matter what ship, team or crew I'm with I'm always at the top, and that shouldn't really be since I only try to repair most of the time. This game isn't for casuals, it's for people who enjoy teamwork. It's really a shame since this game is great, but It's slowly losing it's charm on me because of the idiots that play it. Nothing is really wrong with the game, it's practically finished. (although some minor bugs that don't really effect the gameplay) the biggest 'bug' if you will, are the stupid teams.

This game is an inbetween buy. (Please read before downvoting)
It has very, horrible things, and very, very good things.
I know it's in the early access, but it's been that way for like 3 or more years?
I'll start with the cons first.
-No option to flip your car. You have to manually drag the car and try to flip it over, or pull it out of ditches.
-When crashing or resetting, your car can get stuck inside of objects and underneath the ground, so you have to manually drag it from the ground, ripping off chunks of it and then resetting it, it's just extremely clunky.
-When just driving and cornering you can bend parts of the vehicle, thereby making the steering tilt one way or popping the tires .etc.
-Some of the maps were built by absolute morons. The giant "test" map with all of the ramps and things has a random tree next to the jumps, a huge random wall for no reason, there is no end to the map, basically you drive until the textures run out and then it's just nothing. There is a halfpipe-tube thing that has a bunch of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ blocks in the way, so you can't drive straight, you can only try to avoid them and drive half way up the pipe, getting stuck in them and breaking your vehicle so you have to reset it, drag it out of it, reset it again, and then try to get out.
Personally I also think this game is a taaaad bit expensive for what it offers, but I love it anyway.
-- This game has a lot of bugs like this, which make it frustrating at times.
PROS:
Amazingly good physics and crash detail.
Very good car details.
Great mod support.
Very fun for just a sandbox car game.
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Have fun with this game!