+rep this dude kissed my balls real soft

+rep skilled gamer, tactical genius, let's strategize for more victories

ready for some games together

-rep rage hacks with a bunch of losers

+rep pretty good player

+Rep cool dude thanks for game :)

Who's ready for a win?

Прими го трейд

perfect AK control

lets do it again

comment something funny on my profile for a key lol

прими го трейд

+rep After a good game in cs, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a cs lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he's gay. Don't trust this guy.

This guy came to my house 4th of July night when the fireworks and celebrating was at its loudest and he stole all my freaking pasta and cheese. I had been stockpiling it for the inevitable zombie apocalypse that is coming and this "Sasooke" guy stole all of it. The only way I know for sure it was this man is because he simply left a note claiming to be the thief. Through further investigation and many sweaty interviews with nearby grandmas, e-girls, men who belong on lists, NFT experts, and Figaros employees i've narrowed the suspects to none other than this man, (YOU, MR. SASOOKE) I'm coming for you. Your low protein vegetarian farts can only hide for so long from me. I'm gonna smell every single persons farts till I find you. Micronesia get ready cause this is serious.

kinda of a cutie

+REP Raped my mom but thats okay