Останні рецензії користувача Jimbo

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Tried to play this game in a Petco the other day and got escorted out by security. They thought I only put one ferret down my pants though, so I got out of there with four of those ♥♥♥♥ers for free! Man ferrets are ♥♥♥♥ing crazy and after what I experienced I can only assume that these creatures see human taint as their biggest natural predator. They ripped me up real good and turned me into a human sock puppet.

Hey did you know ferrets arew the only species in the animal kingdom that feel regret? In the case of this game, I'm pretty sure all of those little ♥♥♥♥s regret being born in ♥♥♥♥ing Scotland, the only country where this♥♥♥♥♥♥won't get you a court date. Then again in America we have a sport we like to call "is this cop gonna shoot me?" but much like basketball it's not for white people, so hey I guess every country has its quirks!

Anyway thanks Petco for this new fur coat I just made, gonna wear it to my next crisis actor meet n greet at bohemian grove. There's no ferrets in those wood so I'll just stuff a a wolf down my pants and see how long it takes to eat its way through my body. LOL hail satan

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