Love's a madness no doctor can treat, for if the doctor treats love's feat, it'd be the doctor's love treat feat.

Vegan Teacher, what I feel for you is bigger than Grand Theft Auto 6. And because of that, I'm here to introduce my love letter. I want you to feel as enamored as I am.

Vegan Teacher, you're like my dad's belt. My heart races every time I gaze up at you.

I know of a certain someone who is in love with you, but I won't divulge my identity. And if you were a fart, I would hold you to not let you go.

You and I walking with our legs. I don't know, think about it with your mind.

You look like a bird's ♥♥♥♥ because you fell off the blue sky, down to the Earth. You're not Google, but you have everything I can find in a woman.

I'll fight for you just like the American combat soldiers fought during Vietnam, and I will give you a deep and slow kiss, as slow as my internet connection.

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Some people may see this as a joke but I assure you it is not. I keep ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in my cats litter box and everytime I do I feel a wave of euphoria come over me. I have been trying to hide it from my mom (I'm 14 btw) but I think she suspects something cause cats don't usually take dumps that huge. I even came home one day to another of equal size that wasn't mine 😫. Somebody pls give advice pls I can't hide it much longer, the dopamine hit is too great I might start doing it when my mom is home soon pls give advice!

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Do yourself a favor and delete your social media account. Because l've doxed you and have published your account information, your comments as well as your private information on Reddit. I've done this for posterity purposes. ROFLMAO. Also cancel culture works both ways. How does it look for you that you're making fun of geriatrics? Not that I am one, I just find it hilarious that your future is over at this point. When potential employers look you up, they're gonna find out that you're a bully who picks on the elderly. 🤦🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤣😂

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