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It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It

Perform a heart transplant.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2013 @ 1:21pm

Kali Mah!

Perform a heart transplant in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2014 @ 7:28am

Socialised Medicine!

Perform a heart transplant losing less than 1500ml of blood.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2013 @ 8:43am

Nine Nine Nine!

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2013 @ 10:44am

I Think I Got This

Perform a brain transplant.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2013 @ 8:00am

How Long Can You Live Without A Brain?

Perform a brain transplant in under 1 minute.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2013 @ 1:18pm

Sweet Blasphemy

Perform a brain transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2013 @ 4:20am

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2013 @ 11:11am

Brainstorm

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 15 seconds.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2013 @ 1:18pm

You've Got To Be Kid'n'ey!

Perform a double kidney transplant.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2013 @ 2:07pm

Don't In-Test My Patience

Perform a double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes 50 seconds.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2014 @ 7:39am

Performance Anxiety

Perform a double kidney transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2013 @ 9:04pm

When You Have No Choice But To Operate

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2013 @ 11:00am

A Surgeon's Merit Is Based On Speed

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 3 minutes.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2014 @ 7:46am

At Least He Won't Be Peeing Blood

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2013 @ 1:25pm

Shh I Doctor Now

Calm your patient.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2013 @ 12:05pm

Flippin' The Bird

Show the patient your disdain.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2013 @ 12:05pm

Surgery Horns

Express your appreciation of the metal.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2013 @ 12:01pm

Pinky Swear

Make a promise with the rib cage.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2013 @ 1:21pm

Surgetricity

Complete a procedure after being electrocuted. (Must be electrocuted within 10 secs)
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2013 @ 12:22pm

Performance Enhancer?

Complete a procedure after injecting a drug. (Must be drugged within 10 secs)
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2013 @ 2:15pm

I Immediately Regret This Decision

Electrocute and drug yourself at the same time.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2013 @ 2:00pm

And They Said It Was Impossible!

Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs)
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2013 @ 12:41pm

What Have I Done??

Lose the patient within 15 seconds.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2013 @ 7:53am

Hammer Time

Lose 50,000ml of blood using the hammer.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2013 @ 1:05pm

Mother Hen

Don't lose any tools out the back of the ambulance.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2013 @ 11:11am

Keyhole Surgery

Completely remove the rib cage.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2013 @ 1:34pm

Practically Licensed

Complete all procedures.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2013 @ 11:33am

I Should Never Have Doubted Myself

Get an A++ rating on a procedure.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2013 @ 1:25pm

Like A Wet Paper Towel

Throw the new heart away in the surgery.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2014 @ 7:28am

I'm Sure He'll Live

Complete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2013 @ 11:48am

Like An Animal

Throw everything on to the floor in the kidney transplant surgery.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2013 @ 2:26pm

Vworrrp Vworrrp

Create a Time Lord.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2013 @ 1:25pm

The Beat Of Your Heart

Replace the heart with something else.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2013 @ 1:36pm

Doctor Doctor, Give Me The News

Answer the phone.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2013 @ 12:02pm

Nigel The Secretary

Go about your secretarial duties.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2013 @ 12:04pm

Go For The Optics!

Perform
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2013 @ 2:14pm

10 Megabytes Of Raw Data

Collect all floppy disks.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2013 @ 11:11am

Spaaaaaaaaace

Go where no surgeon has gone before.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2013 @ 11:26am

Don't Be Such A Baby, Ribs Grow Back!

Completely smash up the rib cage.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2013 @ 1:34pm

About As Politically Correct As Fur

Give the patient a... scarf.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2013 @ 1:40pm

Valve Actually Let Us Do This?

Successfully use the VHS tape.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2013 @ 12:24pm

Let's Go Practice Medicine

Perform an uber heart transplant.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2014 @ 11:35am

Should I Be Awake For This?

Perform an uber heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2014 @ 11:35am

The Sound Of Progress My Friend!

Explode a heart.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2013 @ 12:38pm

Archimedes!

Hit Archimedes with a heart.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2013 @ 1:09pm

Call Trisha

Now where did you leave her number...
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2014 @ 12:02pm

In Space, No One Can Hear You Bleed

Perform a heart transplant in space.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2014 @ 6:31am

Just Enough To Clog The Gravity Engine

Perform a heart transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.
Unlocked 6 May, 2014 @ 8:19am

Zero G Kidney

Perform a double kidney transplant in space.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2014 @ 6:36am

It's Hardly Rocket Science

Perform a brain transplant in space.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2014 @ 6:38am

Speedrun Time

Perform a brain transplant in space in under 1 minute.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2014 @ 6:38am

Enter The Code

I'm not sure that was worth it...
Unlocked 6 May, 2014 @ 8:23am

Screw The Prime Directive

Reveal your next patient.
Unlocked 6 May, 2014 @ 8:25am

Eye've No Idea What I'm Doing

Perform an eye transplant.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2014 @ 6:51am

No More Worse Than Shampoo

Perform an eye transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2016 @ 2:28pm

Trust Me, I'm Not A Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2015 @ 9:45am

Like a hotdog down a hallway.

Perform a corridor heart transplant.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2015 @ 9:53am

Delivery Coming Through

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2015 @ 9:58am

We're Going Bowling!

Perform a corridor brain transplant.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2015 @ 10:05am

Don't Run With Scalpels

Perform a corridor eye transplant.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2016 @ 1:31pm

Won't Even Need Glasses!

Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2016 @ 1:31pm

Mobile Dentistry

Perform a corridor teeth transplant.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2016 @ 1:36pm

Open Really Wide

Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 600ml of blood
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2016 @ 1:36pm

Keep Your Eyes On The Road

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2016 @ 1:54pm

Brace For Surgery

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2016 @ 1:58pm

My Eyesight Means A Lot To Me

Perform an eye transplant in space.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2016 @ 2:21pm

Expert Space Stalker

Perform an eye transplant in space losing less than 700ml of blood.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2016 @ 2:21pm

What A Load Of Bull

Listen to the surgeon rap.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2014 @ 6:58am

I Am A Genius!

Create a Hammerhead shark.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2014 @ 6:32am

Grin And Bear It

Remove all teeth during the teeth transplant surgery.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2014 @ 6:53am

The Goggles Do Nothing

Completely smash up the goggles.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2014 @ 6:27am

Lumberjack

Cut out the eyes using the surgical axe.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2014 @ 6:41am

Heterochromia

Give the patient heterochromia.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2016 @ 1:54pm

Moooooo

Heart of a Cow.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2016 @ 4:24am

Trumsplant

Tower + Steak + Vodka in main cavity.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2016 @ 1:46pm

Little Wet Willy

Wet Willy with little pinky.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2016 @ 1:37pm

Pink Eye

Vodka to the eye.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2016 @ 1:37pm

Now I Can Reach

Pick the nose (either nostril) with little fingers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2016 @ 1:37pm

Is it Real?

Pull his hair for 3 seconds or more.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2016 @ 1:32pm

A New Heart

Complete with either Gold or Stone Heart.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2016 @ 4:25am



Life's Too Short

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.

One With The Speed Bumps

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance losing less than 2000ml of blood.

Nigel You Bloody Hero

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance losing less than 1200ml of blood.

Butter Fingers

Lose every organ out the back of the ambulance during the heart transplant.

Best Surgeon In The World

Get an A++ rating on all procedures.

Frikkin' Lasers

Complete a procedure using only the surgical laser.

There Is Nothing More To Teach...

Completed every achievement. Now go save lives!

That's How I Lost My Medical License

Perform an uber heart transplant in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.

It's In! It's In I Tell You!

...and it was going so well.

Nothing But Skull

Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in.

Let's See That Sick Filth Again

Perform a 180° spoon flip.

No Time To Admire The View

Perform a heart transplant in space in under 1 minute 40 seconds.

Stomach O'Clock

Perform a double kidney transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

The Surgery Of The Future

Perform a double kidney transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

Precision Instrument Time

Perform a brain transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood.

We're Going On An Adventure!

Take your radio with you.

I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

Smash all canisters within 10 seconds.

Best Surgeon In The Universe

Complete all 6 secret transplants.
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Blink And You'll Miss It

Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes.

You May Feel A Light Tapping

Perform a teeth transplant in under 2 minutes.

Those Are Some Healthy Gums

Perform a teeth transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.

I Can't Work Under These Conditions!

Perform a corridor heart transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Don't Even Need A Bucket

Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

Right Tools At The Right Time

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes and 40 seconds.

Tunnel Vision

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

The Speed Of A Neuron

Perform a corridor brain transplant in under 1 minute 30 seconds.

The Brains Of The Operation

Perform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood.

Blinding Speed Surgery

Perform a corridor eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Keep Fidgeting To A Minimum

Perform a corridor teeth transplant in under 2 minutes and 20 seconds.

I Can See For Miles... Per Hour

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute and 40 seconds.

At Worst, You're Now Colourblind

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance losing less than 700ml of blood.

Not The Time Or Place For Precision

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes and 15 seconds.

No Need To Curb Stomp Him

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.

Eye Of The Space Storm

Perform an eye transplant in space in under 2 minutes 20 seconds.

Orbital Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant in space.

The Tooth Is Out There

Perform a teeth transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

Maintained Healthy Gums At Least

Perform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 500ml of blood.

You Can't Handle The Tooth!

Complete the tooth transplant only removing the rotten teeth.

First Success

Complete an alien organ transplant.

You're Free Now

Set the Gobbleshaft free.

A++ is Trumperific

Get A++ rating with either Gold or Stone Heart.

A Small Loan From My Father

Complete a successful operation that costs more than $1,000,000.00.