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Takamaka, Seychelles
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Tofu Delivery Boy
500 XP
 
 
I sexually Identify as a Gabe Newell. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of filling my wallet by dropping Steam Sales onto 12.000 games at once. People say to me that a person being a Newell is impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I have 10 computers worth over 10k each in order to drop new Steam Sales every few days. From now on I want you guys to call me "Gabe" and respect my right to get rich fast and discount needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a profitophobe and need to check your wallet. Thank you for being so understanding.
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HMM 10 Jun, 2018 @ 11:57am 
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Nu Devereme 8 Aug, 2016 @ 11:38am 
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HMM 5 Mar, 2016 @ 7:47pm 
Quit Dota, Live Life Today! If you do the right thing, you will be successful in life and happiness will find you. If you are lucky, you will find your soulmate and have family of your own.:steamhappy:
Nickel 3 Dec, 2015 @ 3:57am 
Monooooooooooooooooo
HMM 9 Sep, 2015 @ 7:35am 
IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TO YOUR
FUNERAL CUZ I'D BE IN JAIL FOR KILLING THE MOTHER ♥♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED YOU!


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WE ARE TRUE HOMIE'S...
WE RIDE TOGETHER...
WE DIE TOGETHER...
Send this gun to everyone you care about including me if you care about me. See how many times you get this, if you get 12 your a 'TRUE HOMIE.
Cable 19 Aug, 2015 @ 3:44pm 
''hip hop back to middle earth''
https://youtu.be/1a6WO1g0yGk