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but I wasn’t laughing. I switched it to plasma beam and cut them all in half. Then I kicked down the door they were guarding. Inside, chained up and naked, was a beautiful woman.
“I’m the princess of europe” she said. I un-chained her and we made love on the corpses of our enemies.
“Marry me and become the king of europe” she said as we were escaping.
“Maybe next time.” I replied
“I think I’m pregnant.”
“You are. It’s a boy. You’re welcome”
I dropped her off at her castle then went home, to America and a heroes welcome where everyone clapped and I’ve been president ever since.
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Krimble : so you have to slave away to buy shoes for it
Even space games are full of planets that are just obvious excuses to shove more gravity down my throat.
"Go play Yakuza, it's great" Oh really? The game on earth? Where everyone is running and falling and stuff? Just another 50 hour excuse to pretend like gravity is normal and natural? Go ♥♥♥♥ yourself
I go through my entire day with everything around me constantly under the influence of gravity. I get home, fire up my gaming PC, and what do I find?
All I want is to escape reality, and the last time I tried that a bunch of "medical professionals" literally kidnapped me for seven days. So don't tell me I'm crazy because this gravity thing goes all the way up to the state
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I'm "Nocturnal" if that makes any sense cause I'm vampiric!~ Nah jk!~ well a litte! ;)
I'm a nyctophiliac, pluviophile, clinomaniac, naturaphile/physisaphile!~
I'm a polytheist, and if you don't know what that means I suggest you go look it up!~
I'm a submissive kind of person!~ Mostly, but I can be dominant if wanted/needed too~
I'm a masochist!~ So please spank my butt until its pink/red!~~
And yes before you ask, I do have a foot fetish, because... I like feet!~ ;3
And if you're wondering.. Yes I do E/RP because, why not! x3 I'm also a furry too just fyi!~
My likes are | EDM, Rain, Darkness, Nature, Spiders, PANDAS!!!, Cats, Fish, Birds aswell as Sweets and blood too, cause I like blood for some reason!~ :3
My dislikes are | Nothing!~ :3
My favourite animal is | A panda! :D :pandaeyes:
My favourite color is | Indigo!~
My favourite planet is | Pluto!!!~~~ :3
My favourite bands are | The Glitch
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