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2 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
Imagine you decide to spend your weekend with your friend playing battle royale duo, and have a nice time because you do enjoy playing the game, but instead the morons at activision thought it'd be the funniest ♥♥♥♥ to essentially do sv_gravity 200 and force it down everybody's throat by disabling every other battle royale mode, and all of this compounding with the fact that these idiots can't even design a proper UX or have the game update before you launch
Posted 2 April, 2023.
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44.3 hrs on record
Why on earth do I need to put in so much effort just to get the game running for the first time? I gotta download 50-60gb, then open the thing, watch 2 splash animations which I couldn't skip, re-open the game because of an update, watch another bloody unskippable cutscene, then finally get into a party to play warzone only to realize that warzone isn't even installed by default. What the hell do you think a big majority of people installing this game are here for?

Insane, you guys deserve that comment from Christopher Judge, and I sincerely hope you guys feel horrible for this stupid game

Hopefully the game is good when I get to bloody play it
Posted 2 April, 2023. Last edited 1 January, 2024.
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289.7 hrs on record (286.7 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
[penis but gay cause i am gau
Posted 16 April, 2022.
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37.2 hrs on record (14.4 hrs at review time)
ye they make cute sounds, i like
Posted 6 September, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
24.9 hrs on record (22.6 hrs at review time)
hell yea
Posted 8 November, 2019.
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0.1 hrs on record
I enjoyed the overall aspect of the gameplay, but the game lacks quite a bit of polish.

But I suppose that lack of polish adds to it's charm.
Posted 29 June, 2019.
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6.0 hrs on record (2.1 hrs at review time)
This game was beautiful. The game is not too long, but it is more rewarding if you spend more time looking around in the game. What a genuinely beautiful game.
Posted 29 June, 2019.
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169.9 hrs on record (133.8 hrs at review time)
please buy and play this

love you cdpr
Posted 21 November, 2018.
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2 people found this review helpful
3.7 hrs on record
10/10

except i was real mad when toku tore his jumbrella cape
Posted 16 April, 2017.
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2.8 hrs on record
Love the gameplay and the story. 9/10

9 because the game was too short
Posted 15 April, 2017.
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