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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:16pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 5:15pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 7:27pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 5:57pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 12:24pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 8:59pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 7:16pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 7:03pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 9:49pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 10:10pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 4:34pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 6:24pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 3:38pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 3:43pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 3:53pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:10pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:35pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 9:05pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 8:31pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 12:05pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 8:43pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 5:59pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 5:59pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 5:59pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 3:45pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:45pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 7:17pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 9:32pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 3:35pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 3:35pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:15pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 7:07pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 8:37pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 9:49pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 3:38pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:38pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 8:46pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 3:46pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 6:30pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 4:36pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:14pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 9:15pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 10:54pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 3:57pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 7:14pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 7:05pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 9:39pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 9:39pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 8:13pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 5:31pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 4:38pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 9:58pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 8:31pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 5:24pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 10:23pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 11:36am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 3:15pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 10:23pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 1:52pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 3:43pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 9:12pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 3:50pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 8:32pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 4:22pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 4:09pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:17pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 9:49pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:53pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 8:58pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 10:20pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 12:54pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 7:17pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 9:47pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 9:39pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 5:44pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 8:39pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 7:07pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 9:47pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 8:55pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 5:59pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 10:53pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 9:18pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 5:49pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 5:30pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 9:40pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 4:34pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 12:55pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 8:11pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 8:38pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 8:46pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 7:40pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 7:41pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 9:03pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 7:44pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 11:20am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 11:20am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 12:25pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 5:30pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 9:50pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 10:23pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 7:51pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 7:47pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 3:43pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 7:55pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 4:43pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 10:02pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 2:18pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 7:54pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 10:38pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 10:44pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 8:48pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 7:37pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 6:59pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 10:19pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 9:54pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 4:16pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 7:49pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 7:36pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 5:01pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 2:15pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 6:00pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 7:34pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 7:44pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 8:00pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 8:14pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 8:22pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 10:26pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 9:09pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 10:11pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 7:41pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 3:15pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 7:01pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 10:25pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 3:18pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 2:18pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 9:04pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 7:38pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 7:52pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 8:12pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 8:24pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 9:47pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 9:18pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 9:18pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 5:57pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 5:57pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 9:13pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 3:28pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 4:12pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2022 @ 7:55pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:06pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:44pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 8:23pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 8:38pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 5:32pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 10:27pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 6:51pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 7:05pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 9:22pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 5:55pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 10:34pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 8:12pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 10:13pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 6:10pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 10:24pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 7:47pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 8:32pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 7:38pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 8:20pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 9:11pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 6:14pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 6:12pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 6:20pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 6:24pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 6:37pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 6:41pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 6:46pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 7:11pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 7:00pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 7:34pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 7:37pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 7:43pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 5:59pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 9:53pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 8:12pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 10:15pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 7:06pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 10:25pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 10:51pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 7:47pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 2:21pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 7:37pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 7:50pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 7:53pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 8:19pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 5:52pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 5:52pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 6:48pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 6:48pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 7:06pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 5:27pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 6:41pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 8:07pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 8:16pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 6:24pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 6:36pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 6:54pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 7:40pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 5:35pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 8:30pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 3:05pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 9:51pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 10:10pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 3:45pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 2:17pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 4:00pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 7:28pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 6:26pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 8:13pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 9:55pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 7:16pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 2:59pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 6:23pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 8:19pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 7:42pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 7:17pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 6:52pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 6:52pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 5:44pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 5:51pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 7:57pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 5:52pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 5:53pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 6:43pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 6:48pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 6:55pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 6:56pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 7:02pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 9:08pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 9:08pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 3:01pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 11:13am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 5:39pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 4:17pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 3:30pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 3:02pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 6:37pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 8:21pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 5:52pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 6:18pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 6:29pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 6:59pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 2:04pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 2:20pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 7:54pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 8:10pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 5:50pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 5:51pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 5:51pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 6:40pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 6:40pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 6:57pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 7:04pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 3:31pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 4:01pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 4:14pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 7:01pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 2:10pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 7:32pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 7:05pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 8:00pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 2:00pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 3:52pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 5:45pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 6:07pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 5:25pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 6:10pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 6:24pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 6:24pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 8:31pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 8:03pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 1:24pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 5:21am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 3:04pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 12:51pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2024 @ 2:10pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 11:04am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 3:29pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 4:42pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 3:35pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 3:35pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 3:35pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 3:33pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 11:33am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 5:53pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 5:27pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 10:18pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 8:04pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 5:50pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 6:54pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 8:18pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 4:14pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 8:25pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 8:09pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 6:37pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 3:35pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 10:10pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 7:42pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 5:17pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 6:37pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 5:50pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 5:50pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 5:50pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 6:32pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 6:40pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 6:56pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 6:56pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 3:31pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 3:04pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 3:31pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 4:01pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 6:00pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 6:02pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 6:58pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 6:48pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 6:48pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 7:02pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 4:06pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 4:07pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 4:07pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 4:15pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 6:06pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 6:06pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 6:29pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 7:27pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 8:02pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 7:49pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 8:20pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 2:01pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 3:04pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 5:08pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 5:28pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 6:42pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 7:55pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 7:49pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 4:50pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 7:37am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 4:29pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 4:29pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 7:00pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 8:12pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 1:25pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 4:34pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 5:29pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 9:24pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 12:34pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 9:24pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 1:02pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2022 @ 6:08pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 12:12pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 2:21pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 3:57pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 7:02pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 2:48pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 3:37pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 3:37pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 4:15pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 6:08pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 6:06pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 6:29pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 7:27pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 8:07pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 9:51pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 12:38pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 12:55pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 8:30pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 10:47pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 5:36pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 8:29pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 5:50pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 7:03pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 2:23pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 4:15pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 6:04pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 9:49pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 1:17pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 8:39pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 8:32pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 6:44pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 3:35pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 6:04pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2022 @ 11:44am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 4:10pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 10:00pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2022 @ 12:57pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 5:54pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 2:18pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 8:05pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 5:50pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 6:54pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 2:22pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 3:59pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 6:03pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 8:01pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 12:55pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 10:41pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 4:48pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 2:22pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 8:09pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 3:33pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 7:18pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 7:57pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 11:20am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 10:32pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2022 @ 6:07pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 6:37pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2022 @ 4:45pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 5:40pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2022 @ 4:43pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 12:14pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 1:42pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 6:42pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 8:08pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 8:00pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2024 @ 10:28am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 6:37pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 12:34pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2022 @ 11:43am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 9:52pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 12:11pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 1:35pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 7:11pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 6:59pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 6:43pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 3:57pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 3:05pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 4:07pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 6:28pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 5:38pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 6:08pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 6:38pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 8:02pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 9:48pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 10:11pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 1:19pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 1:19pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2022 @ 12:32pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2022 @ 6:13pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2022 @ 6:14pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 11:06am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 10:20pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2022 @ 12:45pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 5:38pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 6:09pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 6:41pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 6:53pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 8:02pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 10:10pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 12:42pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 1:03pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2022 @ 12:31pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2022 @ 6:04pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2022 @ 6:57pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 1:20pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 6:47pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 12:13pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 2:17pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 10:44pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 8:04pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 8:21pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 6:48pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 7:05pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 2:38pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 5:48pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 8:01pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 10:11pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 10:24pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 3:39pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 11:10am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 4:53pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 4:52pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 8:50pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 3:33pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 5:51pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 3:57pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 7:58pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 7:02pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 10:20pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 8:35pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 7:23pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2024 @ 6:18pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 3:41pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 3:59pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 3:35pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 4:29pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 5:14am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 10:34pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 1:52pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 8:13pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 5:49pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 6:59pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 8:48pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 4:59pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 6:37pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 9:17pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 1:02pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2022 @ 6:08pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 12:12pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 7:14pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 6:20pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 2:32pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 8:50pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 May, 2024 @ 12:26pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 6:30pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 6:52pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 8:01pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 11:33am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 12:39pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 12:43pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 1:19pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 10:58pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2022 @ 6:08pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2022 @ 6:12pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 6:48pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 11:12am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 12:17pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 11:09am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2023 @ 9:23am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2024 @ 6:19pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 8:16pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 3:04pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 4:54am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 12:15pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 10:13pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 8:04pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2022 @ 6:10pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 7:20am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 3:35pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 8:55pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 8:53pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 7:33am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 8:28pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 8:29am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 7:15am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:59pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 3:13pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 8:30pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 8:30pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 8:30pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 8:30pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 8:33pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 8:33pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 8:33pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 5:08am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 5:08am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 5:08am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 5:08am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 7:16am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 4:53pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 3:53pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:58pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 8:39pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 8:29am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+12

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