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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 2:06pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 2:58pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 4:06pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 8:16am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 3:33am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 12:10pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 3:45am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 7:48am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 11:54am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 12:23pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 4:20am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 3:23pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 4:00am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 1:32pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 1:51pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 1:51pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 2:01pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 2:16pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 2:30am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 8:40am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 4:17am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 11:13am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 3:45am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 12:42pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 12:42pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 12:42pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 2:06pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 12:22pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 12:23pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 12:24pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 2:59am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 1:32pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 1:32pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 2:09pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 2:45am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 4:04am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 3:41pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 1:32pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 2:23pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 2:59am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 3:05pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 5:17pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 2:04pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 4:04am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 1:08pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 1:51pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 4:07pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 7:39am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 4:05am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 3:38am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 11:58am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 12:22pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 4:04am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 12:20pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 4:17am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 10:36am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 12:24pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 12:21pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 9:36am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 5:56am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 4:09am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 4:16am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 4:21am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:06pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 1:32pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 4:38am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 3:33am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 2:06pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 8:16am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 2:48pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 8:40am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 1:32pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 7:13am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 8:40am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 8:48am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 4:17am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 8:47am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 3:36am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 5:41am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 12:26pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 12:42pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 3:46am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 12:24pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 5:51am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 5:47am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 7:36am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 1:48pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 3:33am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 12:25pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 4:19am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 6:04am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 5:33am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 6:59am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 5:43am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 3:49am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 3:50am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 6:48am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 3:53am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 6:01am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 4:11am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 4:07am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 7:38am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 4:09am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 4:45am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 2:33am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 3:16am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 4:16am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 5:12am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 5:47am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 4:45am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 4:03am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 6:31am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 5:05am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 5:01am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 12:41pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 6:42am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 12:39pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:04pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 6:12am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 5:55am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 2:32am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 3:29pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 4:02am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 4:07am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 5:19am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 5:33am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 6:42am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 7:20am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 7:21am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 7:22am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 6:30am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 3:46am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 4:45am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 6:37am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 11:39am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 11:53am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 4:28am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 10:36am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 4:16am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 4:22am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 6:27am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 7:20am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 7:22am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 7:25am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 12:42pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 3:30am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 6:56am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 6:56am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 8:04am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 12:23pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 12:30pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:27am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 5:16am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:04pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 2:20pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 12:28pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 3:35am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 11:57am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 4:29am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 3:11pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 4:57am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 4:04am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 10:25am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 5:52am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 4:40pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 11:13am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 10:36am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 4:29am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 3:05am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 4:09am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 4:23am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 4:37am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 7:22am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 7:33am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 7:35am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 7:56am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 8:07am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 8:07am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 8:07am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 8:09am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 12:12pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 12:14pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 12:13pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 12:36pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 12:38pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 12:42pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 12:42pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 3:42pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 5:02am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 3:29pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 6:25am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 4:28am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 4:45am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 3:16am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 4:16am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 4:22am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 5:12am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 6:38am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 7:22am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 7:23am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 7:44am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 7:44am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 7:44am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 1:03pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 4:21am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 5:42am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 7:20am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 7:27am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 7:43am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 7:56am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 12:37pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 12:37pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 8:10am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 7:21am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 10:24am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 3:25am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 4:21am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 2:32am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 4:00am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 4:01am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 4:14am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 5:49am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 7:19am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 5:55pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 2:15am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 7:49am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 9:18am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 12:14pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 6:38am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 6:37am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 8:04am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 3:16am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 4:10am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 6:26am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 6:29am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 7:23am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 7:23am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 7:44am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 7:44am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 7:44am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 12:32pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 12:46pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 12:46pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 5:38am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 1:32pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 5:44am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 4:41am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 11:48am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 6:04am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 12:06pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 12:48pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:53am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 8:24am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 7:21am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 7:23am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 7:36am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 7:56am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 12:14pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 5:12pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 5:16pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 6:38am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 6:38am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 7:21am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 7:44am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 7:44am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 7:44am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 12:32pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 12:45pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 12:52pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 5:18pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 5:18pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 5:19pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 12:15pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 5:22pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 12:33pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 12:14pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 12:48pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 5:15pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 5:14pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 5:26pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 3:27am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 3:54am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 3:10am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:25am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:26am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:55am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 9:58am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 6:10am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2022 @ 5:57am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 8:42am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 4:24am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2024 @ 3:46am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2024 @ 3:46am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2023 @ 12:44am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 9:36am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2024 @ 7:08am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 2:27am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 2:27am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 2:27am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 2:27am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 4:37am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 9:46am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 6:07pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 7:38am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 5:32am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 4:16am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 7:21am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 7:44am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 12:25pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 12:54pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 5:59pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 7:23am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 12:52pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 5:18am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2024 @ 3:28pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 4:20am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 7:21am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 7:44am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 12:45pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 7:43am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 7:44am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 7:44am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 12:15pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 12:32pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 12:48pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 1:02pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 5:18pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 5:18pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 5:18pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 3:48am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 4:03am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 4:03am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 12:20pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 12:45pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 12:45pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 12:50pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 5:18pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 5:18pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 5:24pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 5:56pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 4:02am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 4:02am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 4:17am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 4:56am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 5:11am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 12:41pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 1:11pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 1:15pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 5:55pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 3:25am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 4:06am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 4:28am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 3:35pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 4:14am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 1:24pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 1:00am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 12:22pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 8:01am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 4:22am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 1:08pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 3:37am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 3:37am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 6:02am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:54pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 5:19pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 3:25am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 6:39am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 11:37am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 9:33am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 3:18am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 6:42am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 8:14am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 3:39am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 5:55pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 12:45pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 12:48pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 5:19pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 5:20pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 5:21pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 5:58pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 6:07am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 4:02am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 4:17am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 4:52am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 6:22am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 6:50am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 10:43am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 4:50pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 11:55am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 4:44am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 4:22am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 7:22am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 7:44am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 12:45pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 5:18pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 3:48am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 4:17am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 6:41am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 3:34am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 7:23am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 1:03pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 4:03am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2024 @ 4:54am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 3:50am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 3:17am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 5:33pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 12:23pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 9:00am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 4:21am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 4:14am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 6:36am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 7:44am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 12:25pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 12:53pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 5:54pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 4:02am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 6:32am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 11:40am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 7:35am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 7:27am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 5:17pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 6:15am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 1:23am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 4:16am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 6:12am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 10:41am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 5:02am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 7:34am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 9:42am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 5:02am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 6:52am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 7:34am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 5:06am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 4:31pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 8:45am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 10:14am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 10:38am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 4:27pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:58am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 7:56am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 9:16am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 11:37am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 4:12pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 4:33am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 7:56am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 10:58am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 10:39am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 5:45am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 4:52am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 5:56pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 5:56pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 3:48am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:15am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 4:02am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 4:03am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 8:24am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 6:21am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 6:41am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 6:50am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 6:27am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 3:34am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 4:19am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 9:27am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 7:36am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 7:12am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 3:41pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 4:19am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 4:02am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 4:02am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 4:17am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 4:52am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 6:21am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 1:04pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 1:04pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 4:46pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 4:19am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 10:23am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 10:23am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 10:07am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 6:52am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 7:49am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 8:20am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 5:32am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 5:17am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 7:21am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 12:19pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 12:41pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 5:20pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:27am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 4:45am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 11:40am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 6:38am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 9:49am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 10:10am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 7:31am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 7:31am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 5:22pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 6:15am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2023 @ 12:44am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 7:35am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 5:19pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 6:38am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 12:41pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 6:31am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 10:43am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 2:06pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 6:10am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 9:02am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:16am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 3:30am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 5:59pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 1:32pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 2:01pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:46pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 2:06pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 8:46am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 8:46am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 8:46am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 6:55am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 3:06am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 2:42am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2024 @ 2:47am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 6:04am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 7:33am

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2024 @ 10:20pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 4:38am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 4:09am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 7:21am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 7:36am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 12:39pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 12:41pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 5:55pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:57am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 6:39am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 3:18am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 6:42am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 10:09am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:16am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 7:34am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 5:23pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 6:21am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 6:28am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 4:52am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 6:21am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 6:21am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 6:50am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 1:04pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 4:46pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 4:03am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 7:35am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 11:59am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 12:00pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 7:12am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 10:10am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 10:16am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 10:18am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 5:19am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 9:53am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 3:34am

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 1:57am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 7:20am

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 1:57am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 6:51am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 8:04am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 1:45am

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 1:45am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 4:37am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 9:33am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 4:45am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 1:36pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 12:07am

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 7:35am

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 1:48am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 5:02am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 6:30am

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 1:10am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 6:41am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 6:31am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 11:21am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 10:52am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 11:28am

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 12:53am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 6:04am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 6:06am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 6:06am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 6:06am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 6:06am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 6:06am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 6:06am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 6:06am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 6:06am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 10:35am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 8:14am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 9:16am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 6:31am

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 1:57am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 6:04am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 6:04am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 6:06am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 3:41pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 6:03am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 6:07am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 6:07am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 6:07am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 6:08am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 6:52am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 6:52am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 6:53am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 10:35am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 10:35am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:41am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:43am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 9:51am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 10:54am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 5:30am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 7:34am

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 1:57am

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 1:32am

Introspection

Have 700 You.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 12:52am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 8:35am

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 1:58am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 6:04am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 6:04am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 12:21pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 3:30am



Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
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