What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about my waifu, you little ♥♥♥♥♥♥? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Kawaii Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret trips to Japan, and I have over 300 confirmed animes watched. I am trained in marathon watching and I’m the top weeaboo in the entire US ♥♥♥♥♥♥ forces. You are nothing to me but just another nerd. I will speak Japanese to you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my kawaii words. You think you can get away with saying that about my waifu over the Internet? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of weeaboos across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Boku No Pico, maggot.

The Boku No Pico that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You don't even speak Japanese, kid. I can watch any anime, any time, and I can watch it in over seven hundred positions, and that’s just with my television. Not only am I extensively trained in waifu arguing, but I have access to the entire Japanese anime stocks and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your waifu's miserable ass off the face of her anime, you little ♥♥♥♥. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon your waifu, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. I will ♥♥♥♥ fury all over you and you will drown in it. Your waifu is dead, kiddo.

Hold up, this ♥♥♥♥♥ owes me about twee fiddy

Du hello!

Hola :)
I would like to try DOTA2 - if you still had spares.
Cheers.