So I'm laying in bed, nakey, next to my poo poo when I awake to loud banging at the door. I ignore the first round of knocks, but then they began increasing in volume.

I hear disgruntled voices outside the door. It's Mexicans.

I have barley enough time to put on sweatpants on my floor and grab the shotgun next to my bed before I'm invaded by mexiboomers that end up being the apartment's maintenance team. I didn't know who they we're so I pointed the shotgun at them, half naked, in my poo poo smelly apartment.

They said they were there to change the filter and asked if I wanted it changed still.

Nah. I called up the office and chewed some ass because this has happened twice now. You don't intrude like that. I was like YOU KNOW I OWN GUNS RIGHT.

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Did you know: Honey is 80% sugars and 20% water. and 100% bee puke

I used to be a grilled cheese fanatic. People would make fun of me for ordering this everyday snack at America’s finest restaurants, but to me, it was worth it. It was a pleasure observing the painstaking care that went into every 20 dollar grilled cheese: the pairing of cheese and bread, the texture of the bread, the choice of garnish…
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