Debauchery, degeneracy, escapades, mischief, tomfoolery, hooliganism, whimsical-esc-activities, and all things pertaining too, are strictly canceled for the day, for I am the Duty Officer of the day.

"There is no distance between us. No false veils of time or space may intervene. We are coterminous."
-The Vortigaunt (Valve)

"Is that embarrassing? Boy does that ever happen to you? You're watching an animated film and you suddenly find yourself.... attracted to the animated figure...! Isn't that terrible? Oh! I mean you know I-I Im relatively secure in my manhood so I-I can say that.. I mean how embarrassing.. How Embarrassing to have a thing for an animated figure. If I were animated by golly! Haha.. Mmmhmmm I'd go to the beach more often." - Mike Rowe

"Do not lose time on daily trivialities.
Do not dwell on petty detail.
For all of these things melt away and drift apart within the obscure traffic of time.
Live well and live broadly.
You are alive and living now.
*Now* is the envy of all of the dead."
-Emily (don hertzfeldt)

"I don't think homies over hoes is a sentiment that A Pimp named Slickback can co-sign on Riley.

I mean don't get me wrong..
A Pimp named Slicknack will put a lot of things over a hoe.
Money over a hoe? Always.
Brand new gators over a hoe? Absolutely.
A turkey sandwich with just tomatoes? Guaranteed.

But homies? Oh no. A Pimp named Slickback don't do ♥♥♥♥ for homies. Let me reiterate. Don't do ♥♥♥♥ for the homies."
-A Pimp named Slickback (Boondocks)

"What power art thou, who from below
Hast made me rise unwillingly and slow
From beds of everlasting snow
See’st thou not ( how stiff ) and wondrous old
Far unfit to bear the bitter cold,
I ( can scarcely move or draw my breath )
Let me, let me freeze again to death."
-Henry Purcell’s 1691 semi-opera, King Arthur

IF YOU DISOBEY ME AND REMAIN HOSTILE TO ME
I WILL ACT AGAINST YOU IN WRATHFUL HOSTILITY
I, FOR MY PART, WILL DISCIPLINE YOU SEVENFOLD FOR YOUR SINS.
YOU SHALL EAT THE FLESH OF YOUR SONS AND THE FLESH OF YOUR DAUGHTERS
I WILL DESTROY YOUR CULT PLACES AND CUT DOWN YOUR INCENSE STANDS, AND I WILL HEAP YOUR CARCASSES UPON YOUR LIFELESS IDOLS.
I WILL SPURN YOU I WILL LAY YOUR CITIES IN RUIN AND MAKE YOUR SANCTUARIES DESOLATE AND I WILL NOT SAVOR YOUR PLEASING ODORS
I WILL MAKE THE LAND DESOLATE SO THAT YOUR ENEMIES WHO SETTLE IT SHALL BE APPALLED BY IT.
AND YOU I WILL SCATTER AMONG THE NATIONS AND I WILL UNSHEATH THE SWORD AGAINST YOU
YOUR LAND SHALL BECOME A DESOLATION AND YOUR CITIES A RUIN