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I place you on the sofa.. gently and say.. "get ready"
I fall on my knees in a blaze of glory your heart pounding shlong throbbing and that's where it hit you... "Did I leave the oven on?" Whilst getting the best pleasure of your life with my mouth all you can think in your head is your house burning, you try to stand but you can't.. It's happening.. you EXPLODE with satisfaction heart raising to 120bpm which is like a standard workout level and you lie there.. motionless.. I stand up put my robe on and look you straight in the eye..
"Better get back to that thing you were cooking in the oven"
End..

The next day I would call you
"Hey.. It's me.. ready for the date"
you "DATE? you'd be so stressed your face would blush like imagine"
me "yeah hehe meet me at my place, my parents aren't home"
Then you would come over
You knock and I go to the door and you look at me with eyes wide open going absolutely crazy with your jaw dropping to the floor
I stand there in nothing but black laced lingerie with thigh high stockings.. pulling you closer and we kiss.. my red lips devouring your tongue..
Absolutely baffled and intrigued you'd drop your pants and swoosh it out..
That's when I'd look at you.. glory spren all around and say "excited are we?" my eyes narrow I drag you to the sofa your body moving awkwardly with pants on your ankles.

when trump takes greenland I'll come over to you in Denmark and say
"Hey.. uuh.. It's me.. Stoutinya.. I'm sorry to bother you but I heard about the big G.. and uhh.. I know this is forward but I'd like to maybe set up a date?" and you'd respond with..
"uuh sure, do we know each other?"
me "No not really..I just saw you from around the corner and thought you were cute.. we could maybe hang out or something.. or hang inside watching netflix"
You'd probably respond with something like "uuh yeah.. I guess that would be nice.. here's my number"

heey, added ;3

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