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42 of 50 (84%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2015 @ 3:46pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2015 @ 7:26pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2015 @ 7:21pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2017 @ 11:35am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2015 @ 2:05pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2015 @ 2:16pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2015 @ 7:20pm

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2015 @ 4:26pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2015 @ 4:03pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2015 @ 1:34pm

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2015 @ 2:35pm

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2018 @ 4:23pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2015 @ 4:14pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2015 @ 3:51pm

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2015 @ 1:39pm

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 7:10pm

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2018 @ 4:23pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2015 @ 1:28pm

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2015 @ 2:33pm

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2018 @ 4:23pm

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2017 @ 8:45pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2015 @ 5:26pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2015 @ 1:28pm

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2015 @ 2:35pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2015 @ 5:14pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2015 @ 1:46pm

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2015 @ 2:41pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2015 @ 7:43pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2015 @ 1:25pm

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2015 @ 2:41pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2018 @ 8:02pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2015 @ 2:35pm

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2015 @ 6:08pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2015 @ 7:19pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2015 @ 5:14pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2015 @ 6:45pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2015 @ 9:58am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2015 @ 2:42pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2015 @ 3:38pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2015 @ 4:07pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2015 @ 7:39pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2015 @ 2:16pm



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.