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add me for a quick talk, i have an offer, i couldnt add you for some reason...

there are, indeed, only two possible outcomes: either a surgical, precise hit, or a ridiculous, laughable miss. however, based on my observations, i believe the chances of the second option turning being true are fairly low, dare i say are negligible, if not absolutely nil. you affirm that you have a romantic companion who identifies as a man? i could safely place a bet on the fact that he doesn't often, if at all kiss you. if such a bet was placed, i would most certainly win it. i can also affirm that this said "boyfriend" shall, in the future, cease his current search for another romantic companion. when such a thing happens, he will settle with her, abandoning you. he is also not going to miss you a bit. i also predict that he will do the so-called "skrrt", which is the sound of a vehicle's engine and tires running at full throttle. finally, he is going to perform the head and arms movement popularly known as "dab", in the exact way that the DJ known as "Wiz Khalifa" so often does

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